0 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:04,000 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org 1 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:30,190 - Hi. - Hi. 2 00:00:54,760 --> 00:00:57,274 Hi. Can I sit here? 3 00:01:03,360 --> 00:01:05,191 Where were you? 4 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,550 I couldn't get up. 5 00:01:07,760 --> 00:01:09,591 It's so hot in here. 6 00:01:48,680 --> 00:01:50,910 Please be seated. 7 00:01:52,800 --> 00:01:54,199 Dearly beloved... 8 00:01:54,400 --> 00:01:58,109 Richard, on the other side, two rows back, next to the hat. 9 00:01:58,320 --> 00:02:01,630 - Where? - Don't look in an obvious way, OK? 10 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:06,876 A friend of Karen and Tom will now read from the Letter to the Corinthians. 11 00:02:07,080 --> 00:02:10,914 That's Mark Forman. He writes a column in Washington. 12 00:02:11,120 --> 00:02:12,758 Is he single? 13 00:02:12,960 --> 00:02:15,315 He's famous for it. 14 00:02:15,520 --> 00:02:18,159 Very single. 15 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:22,193 "Love is long-suffering and kind. 16 00:02:22,400 --> 00:02:27,349 "Love does not envy. Love does not make a vain display of itself 17 00:02:27,560 --> 00:02:32,236 "and does not boast. Does not behave itself unseemly. 18 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:36,035 "Bears all things, believes all things, 19 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:40,870 "hopes all things, endures all things. 20 00:02:41,080 --> 00:02:44,038 "Love never fails. 21 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:49,519 "And now abide faith, hope, love. 22 00:02:49,720 --> 00:02:54,271 "These three, but the greatest of these... 23 00:02:54,480 --> 00:02:56,391 "...is love." 24 00:03:08,920 --> 00:03:11,878 Two white wines, please. 25 00:03:17,120 --> 00:03:18,872 Thank you. 26 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:21,791 I'm Mark Forman. 27 00:03:22,000 --> 00:03:23,877 Rachel Samstat. 28 00:03:24,080 --> 00:03:26,878 I saw you on Meet The Press. 29 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,036 I read your article about ice-cream. 30 00:03:29,240 --> 00:03:32,630 I disagree with you about H�agen-Dazs Rum Raisin. 31 00:03:32,840 --> 00:03:34,637 What can I say? 32 00:03:34,840 --> 00:03:38,515 - You were so vicious about it. - I'm a vicious person. 33 00:03:38,720 --> 00:03:40,039 That's what I hear. 34 00:03:41,840 --> 00:03:45,549 Next time you have one of those food contests down at the magazine, 35 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:48,672 I'd like to be a judge. I really would. 36 00:03:48,880 --> 00:03:51,758 I'll come up from Washington for it. 37 00:03:53,080 --> 00:03:55,435 Meanwhile... 38 00:03:55,640 --> 00:03:59,110 ...how would you like to go someplace and have a drink? 39 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:04,952 I have to go tell someone that I'm leaving. 40 00:04:05,160 --> 00:04:08,675 - You here with a date? - No. My friend. An editor. 41 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,918 Excuse me. 42 00:04:13,880 --> 00:04:15,279 Hi. 43 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,873 Sorry. 44 00:04:21,080 --> 00:04:22,752 Here. 45 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:26,236 I'm gonna go have a drink with him. 46 00:04:26,440 --> 00:04:28,032 Fine. 47 00:04:31,320 --> 00:04:33,914 My wife's name was Kimberley. 48 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:36,680 One of the very first Kimberleys. 49 00:04:39,120 --> 00:04:42,157 My husband had hamsters. 50 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:46,157 - Me too. - Not as a grown-up, you didn't. 51 00:04:48,040 --> 00:04:51,271 He had hamsters named Arnold and Shirley. 52 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:55,515 And he was always whipping up little salads for them in the Slice-O-Matic 53 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,478 and buying them extremely small sweaters 54 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,399 at a pet boutique in Rego Park. 55 00:05:05,280 --> 00:05:07,919 Also, there was a certain amount 56 00:05:08,120 --> 00:05:10,111 of talking in squeaky voices. 57 00:05:11,560 --> 00:05:13,198 Both of you? 58 00:05:13,400 --> 00:05:16,073 Well, he was Arnold... 59 00:05:18,040 --> 00:05:20,634 ...and I was Shirley. 60 00:05:22,320 --> 00:05:25,437 My sister always used to try to get me to have one. 61 00:05:25,640 --> 00:05:27,437 A nose job. 62 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,312 I love your nose. 63 00:05:29,520 --> 00:05:31,829 Well, it goes with my face. 64 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:35,555 I always say that, but it isn't true. 65 00:06:00,840 --> 00:06:02,956 You say you love her. 66 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:05,515 You can remember her love for you. 67 00:06:09,840 --> 00:06:12,035 What happened so far? 68 00:06:14,400 --> 00:06:18,359 She was decapitated in a dreadful automobile accident. 69 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:21,438 That was the exact problem 70 00:06:21,640 --> 00:06:25,474 her boyfriend was working on at the laboratory. 71 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:30,515 So he carried the head back in a towel that he had in the car. 72 00:06:30,720 --> 00:06:33,917 And she wakes up on a tray and says, 73 00:06:34,120 --> 00:06:36,031 "Where am I? 74 00:06:36,240 --> 00:06:38,595 "Oh, no, don't tell me. 75 00:06:38,800 --> 00:06:43,715 "I've been in an awful accident and lost my arms and legs." 76 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:45,717 And he says, 77 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:48,593 "Worse than that, I'm afraid." 78 00:06:55,600 --> 00:06:57,397 This is great. 79 00:06:58,200 --> 00:07:01,192 So you just go in the kitchen at four in the morning... 80 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,233 - Oh, sure. - And you come back out with this. 81 00:07:11,560 --> 00:07:14,950 This is the best spaghetti carbonara I've ever had. 82 00:07:17,960 --> 00:07:20,315 You're making fun of me. 83 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:24,479 You probably think it's very bourgeois to cook for somebody on the first date. 84 00:07:24,680 --> 00:07:27,240 You probably think I do this for everybody. 85 00:07:28,360 --> 00:07:30,794 Rachel, I love this. 86 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:35,437 When we're married, I want this once a week. 87 00:07:39,480 --> 00:07:41,994 I'm never getting married again. 88 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:46,200 I don't believe in marriage. 89 00:07:48,280 --> 00:07:50,316 Neither do I. 90 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:19,708 Does your sister behave like this at all her weddings? 91 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,480 - She's never done this before. - No? 92 00:08:22,680 --> 00:08:24,398 Let me go see. 93 00:08:26,200 --> 00:08:28,998 Thank you. Hi. 94 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:35,359 Hi. Hi. 95 00:08:41,920 --> 00:08:44,480 - Get her already. - I will, Daddy. 96 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:54,233 Rachel, everybody's waiting. 97 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:57,276 I don't know what to tell them. 98 00:09:01,120 --> 00:09:03,315 I don't know, Eleanor. I don't know. 99 00:09:03,520 --> 00:09:06,318 Mom and Dad were a disaster. Charlie and I were a disaster. 100 00:09:06,520 --> 00:09:09,114 Everybody... except for you two. 101 00:09:10,400 --> 00:09:12,391 How long have you and Harvey been married? 102 00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:15,751 - Twelve years. - And it's a wonderful marriage, isn't it? 103 00:09:15,960 --> 00:09:17,552 It's OK. 104 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:24,039 - The secret is wax paper. - Wax paper? 105 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:26,913 You butter the wax paper on both sides. 106 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:32,433 Then add the chicken just as you would a normal casserole. 107 00:09:32,640 --> 00:09:35,677 - Filleted, of course? - Of course. And not a trace of skin. 108 00:09:35,880 --> 00:09:37,154 Oh, no, never, never. 109 00:09:38,760 --> 00:09:41,797 Fifty per cent of all marriages end in divorce. 110 00:09:42,000 --> 00:09:43,319 Not second marriages. 111 00:09:43,520 --> 00:09:46,910 Forty per cent of all second marriages end in divorce. 112 00:09:49,320 --> 00:09:53,154 You can't even get a decent bagel in Washington DC. 113 00:09:53,360 --> 00:09:56,318 I'll send them to you Federal Express. 114 00:09:59,160 --> 00:10:01,116 Thank you. 115 00:10:11,880 --> 00:10:15,873 Julie and Arthur Siegel. We met in Washington. Mark's oldest friends. 116 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:19,112 I hope we're not disturbing you. 117 00:10:19,320 --> 00:10:21,276 No, no, come in. 118 00:10:22,920 --> 00:10:26,151 Rachel, we don't know you very well, but we know Mark. 119 00:10:26,360 --> 00:10:29,636 20 years. For 20 years he's been terrible to women. 120 00:10:29,840 --> 00:10:31,159 Lying, cheating... 121 00:10:31,360 --> 00:10:34,796 Bringing them to our house for lunch then leaving them there, vanishing. 122 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:37,070 - Until you. - You're the only person 123 00:10:37,280 --> 00:10:39,350 he's ever treated decently. 124 00:10:48,080 --> 00:10:50,389 Your mother would've loved him. 125 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:51,919 Yeah. 126 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:53,678 But she was crazy. 127 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:55,598 That's true. 128 00:10:58,040 --> 00:11:00,838 Add about four cups of heavy cream. 129 00:11:01,040 --> 00:11:02,917 - And begin boiling. - Cream and shallots. 130 00:11:03,120 --> 00:11:04,917 - Cream and shallots. - So simple, so far. 131 00:11:05,120 --> 00:11:07,509 OK, it is done in approximately 20 minutes. 132 00:11:08,560 --> 00:11:10,869 You want me to marry him, don't you? 133 00:11:11,480 --> 00:11:13,311 I don't want you to do anything. 134 00:11:13,520 --> 00:11:16,159 That is such a lie. 135 00:11:16,360 --> 00:11:19,432 All you therapists want is for us to get married and have babies. 136 00:11:19,640 --> 00:11:21,631 It's the closest you ever get to a cure. 137 00:11:21,840 --> 00:11:25,992 I'm just trying to understand why you don't wanna marry somebody you love. 138 00:11:27,080 --> 00:11:29,196 Because it doesn't work. 139 00:11:29,400 --> 00:11:30,992 Marriage doesn't work. 140 00:11:31,200 --> 00:11:33,839 You know what works? Divorce. 141 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:37,193 Divorce is only a temporary solution. 142 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:52,430 Let's be sensible. We're happy now. 143 00:11:52,640 --> 00:11:55,154 If we get married, we'll ruin everything. 144 00:11:56,640 --> 00:12:00,110 The minute you get married, you start to drive each other crazy. 145 00:12:01,360 --> 00:12:04,193 It'll never happen with us. 146 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:06,231 Why not? 147 00:12:06,920 --> 00:12:10,117 Because you already drive me crazy. 148 00:12:28,680 --> 00:12:30,557 I love you. 149 00:12:32,920 --> 00:12:35,115 I have to trust you. 150 00:12:40,040 --> 00:12:42,838 Do you know where your shoes are? 151 00:12:48,440 --> 00:12:50,351 Do you know? 152 00:12:54,520 --> 00:12:56,112 I do. 153 00:12:57,800 --> 00:13:00,633 I know everything about you. 154 00:13:01,720 --> 00:13:04,154 And it's just the beginning. 155 00:13:26,400 --> 00:13:28,197 Made it, huh? 156 00:13:56,400 --> 00:14:00,359 We are here today to celebrate the marriage of Rachel and Mark 157 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:03,313 and their commitment to a life together. 158 00:14:03,520 --> 00:14:05,988 Do you, Mark, have this woman to be your wife, 159 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,679 to love her, honour her, 160 00:14:07,880 --> 00:14:12,556 cherish her in joy and in sorrow for as long as you both shall live? 161 00:14:12,760 --> 00:14:14,034 I do. 162 00:14:14,240 --> 00:14:16,708 Do you, Rachel, have this man to be your husband, 163 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:20,629 to love him, honour him, cherish him in joy and in sorrow 164 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,796 for as long as you both shall live? 165 00:14:23,000 --> 00:14:24,558 I do. 166 00:14:31,520 --> 00:14:36,310 I, Mark Louis Forman, take you, 167 00:14:36,520 --> 00:14:41,310 Rachel Louise Samstat, to be my wife, 168 00:14:41,520 --> 00:14:43,590 to have and to hold, 169 00:14:43,800 --> 00:14:47,349 to love and to cherish from this day forward, 170 00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:51,109 until death part... part us. 171 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:57,349 With this ring, I wed thee. 172 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:10,630 I, Rachel Louise Samstat, 173 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:14,992 take you, Mark Louis Forman, to be my husband, 174 00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:18,753 to love and to cherish, 175 00:15:19,400 --> 00:15:23,109 to have and to hold, from this day forward, 176 00:15:23,720 --> 00:15:26,951 until death shall part us. 177 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:30,198 With this ring, I thee wed. 178 00:15:32,280 --> 00:15:34,635 As Mark and Rachel have decided to marry 179 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:37,957 and have promised to be loving and faithful to each other 180 00:15:38,160 --> 00:15:41,277 through all the circumstances life may bring, 181 00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,119 have exchanged rings as a token of that pledge, 182 00:15:44,320 --> 00:15:47,392 I declare that they are husband and wife. 183 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:58,953 - I love you. - I love you. 184 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:17,954 Gorgeous little tree. 185 00:16:18,160 --> 00:16:19,434 - Oh, this white one? - Yes. 186 00:16:19,640 --> 00:16:20,914 - No, no. - What? Which one? 187 00:16:21,120 --> 00:16:23,918 - The... - Oh, the sold one. 188 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:28,916 Needs a little work. OK? 189 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:43,079 Oh, well, we got a good price on it because they had a sort of a fire. 190 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:47,359 Thank you. 191 00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:19,718 And this... 192 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,431 ...is... 193 00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:26,269 ...why we bought the place. 194 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:30,196 It's the... It's the original fireplace. 195 00:17:32,480 --> 00:17:34,232 What do you think? 196 00:17:34,800 --> 00:17:37,917 Yeah, you have to use your imagination. 197 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,759 It's going to be beautiful. 198 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:43,349 Not necessarily in your lifetime. 199 00:17:57,120 --> 00:18:00,396 It's just that there's no door to the kitchen. 200 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,033 The back door. 201 00:18:02,240 --> 00:18:04,071 The back door. 202 00:18:04,280 --> 00:18:05,793 Yes. 203 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,237 It's true. 204 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:12,513 You can get into the kitchen... 205 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:16,110 ...through the back door. 206 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:18,949 This, we know is a kitchen. 207 00:18:19,160 --> 00:18:22,470 But you can't get inside the house from in the kitchen! 208 00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:24,193 Now, how the fuck did this happen?! 209 00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,550 Mark. For God's sake. 210 00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:30,753 Laszlo, we thought that you could put a door here. 211 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,313 She's a piece of cake. 212 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:37,034 - He's a piece of cake. - It's a piece of cake. 213 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:40,073 - You are Hungarian? - No. You are Hungarian. 214 00:18:40,280 --> 00:18:43,158 - Yes. - Yes. Hungarians have no pronouns. 215 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:46,079 Apparently, they don't have fucking doors, either. 216 00:18:46,280 --> 00:18:49,158 She is very angry at me. 217 00:18:49,360 --> 00:18:51,590 He is very angry at you. Yes. 218 00:18:51,800 --> 00:18:54,314 - Why aren't you angry at him? - It's only a door, honey. 219 00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,829 It will be extra, yes? 220 00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:41,113 Why don't we just hire another contractor? 221 00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,997 Forget about the money and just hire someone else. 222 00:19:45,200 --> 00:19:47,395 That's just what I was thinking. 223 00:19:58,040 --> 00:20:00,713 In China they have to eat this shit every day. 224 00:20:00,920 --> 00:20:05,755 Nobody's making you eat it. They're serving dinner at this stupid party. 225 00:20:05,960 --> 00:20:08,235 What are you so upset about? 226 00:20:08,440 --> 00:20:11,193 There's just dust everywhere. Look at it. 227 00:20:11,400 --> 00:20:13,994 There's dust in my pores. 228 00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:18,916 - It's not funny. - Yes, it is. 229 00:20:20,440 --> 00:20:23,910 Well, I told you that you shouldn't hire him. I mean, it's not my fault. 230 00:20:24,120 --> 00:20:27,112 Look, obviously he is never going to come back and finish the job. 231 00:20:27,320 --> 00:20:30,949 I've tried all week to find someone new. It's not that easy. You try it. 232 00:20:31,600 --> 00:20:33,556 - Good evening. - Good evening. 233 00:20:34,760 --> 00:20:37,115 Oh, yeah, I just can't read every day. 234 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:39,550 I'm awfully pleased to hear you say that. 235 00:20:39,760 --> 00:20:42,672 - He's just so modest. - Oh, I am modest. 236 00:20:42,880 --> 00:20:46,316 No, I... I think sometimes people... 237 00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:52,030 ...worry about the rich man. You have to worry about the little man. 238 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:57,392 ...people from Mississippi and Alabama, they tend to... 239 00:21:00,320 --> 00:21:03,915 ...and he does not believe they will get the bill through committee. 240 00:21:04,120 --> 00:21:05,678 Really? 241 00:21:08,040 --> 00:21:10,679 - Really? - Yeah, they're gonna have a... 242 00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:13,993 ...M3. - What's M3? 243 00:21:14,200 --> 00:21:16,509 It sounds like a missile, is what it sounds like. 244 00:21:16,720 --> 00:21:19,712 We try to determine what policy we should take in the situation 245 00:21:19,920 --> 00:21:22,309 - in which we find ourselves. - I'm not denying that. 246 00:21:22,960 --> 00:21:26,635 - It was such fun, May. - Oh, thank you. 247 00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,956 - Thank you, it was wonderful. - Good night. 248 00:21:30,880 --> 00:21:33,348 They talked over me as if I wasn't even there. 249 00:21:33,560 --> 00:21:35,596 Blah-blah-blah, investment tax credits. 250 00:21:35,800 --> 00:21:38,678 Blah-blah-blah, the oil depletion allowance. 251 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:41,440 If you read something other than the style section, 252 00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:43,198 you might find it interesting. 253 00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:46,597 I'll call Laszlo when we get home. I'm gonna try him one more time. 254 00:21:46,800 --> 00:21:48,233 All you'll get is the machine. 255 00:22:13,760 --> 00:22:17,309 Yes, Laszlo, it's Rachel. Rachel Samstat. 256 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:21,679 Oh, my God. I don't believe it. 257 00:22:22,440 --> 00:22:24,078 Well, I'm fine, thank you. 258 00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:25,679 Don't be so fucking nice. 259 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:27,518 Where the fuck have you been? 260 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,358 My God. 261 00:22:33,440 --> 00:22:36,113 I'm real... I'm sorry. 262 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:39,313 Yes, of course I understand. 263 00:22:40,000 --> 00:22:43,709 Oh, God, well, I... I hope you feel better. 264 00:22:45,720 --> 00:22:48,154 Well, don't... You know, only if you're up to it. 265 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,828 Don't push things. You know, whenever you can. 266 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:53,349 OK. Bye. 267 00:22:53,800 --> 00:22:55,677 What the fuck was that? 268 00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:58,799 - He has cancer. - Bullshit. 269 00:22:59,000 --> 00:23:00,274 - Mark. - It's bullshit! 270 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:04,712 - People don't lie about things like that. - Contractors lie about everything. 271 00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:07,115 - What'd he say, "I have cancer"? - Exactly. 272 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:09,470 Well, he probably meant that "he" has cancer. 273 00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,716 - Who? - How do I know? Someone. 274 00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:13,194 I don't know. His father. 275 00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:15,277 His father's dead. 276 00:23:18,560 --> 00:23:21,199 We'll go over to his house, 277 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:23,436 have a look at him. 278 00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,154 If he looks OK, I'll kill him. 279 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:35,275 He has an unlisted address. 280 00:23:36,440 --> 00:23:39,910 - What are you talking about? - Oh, well, it's the latest thing. 281 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,759 What kind of person has an unlisted address? 282 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,475 I'll tell you what kind of person. The kind that doesn't want to be dead. 283 00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,433 The kind people are trying to kill all the time. 284 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:52,552 - Why are you angry at me for? - I'm not angry at you. 285 00:23:52,760 --> 00:23:55,035 Then what are you shouting at me for? 286 00:23:55,960 --> 00:23:57,757 Because you're the only one that's here. 287 00:23:57,960 --> 00:23:59,871 I hate it when you get angry. 288 00:24:00,680 --> 00:24:02,193 Oh, Jesus Christ. 289 00:24:02,400 --> 00:24:05,073 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 290 00:24:06,080 --> 00:24:08,150 I'm not angry at you. 291 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,996 I love you. 292 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,156 I'm not angry at you. 293 00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:25,189 We can't have a baby in this. It'll have asthma before it's a month old. 294 00:24:25,400 --> 00:24:30,394 Well, we'll just have to wait till we finish the house to have a baby. 295 00:24:35,240 --> 00:24:38,596 If this is your way of telling me that we've got less than nine months 296 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:43,351 to finish this renovation, it's a really weird way of doing it. 297 00:24:44,240 --> 00:24:46,515 Well, we... 298 00:24:47,240 --> 00:24:50,312 We're having a baby. I think. 299 00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:54,992 I think we're having a baby. 300 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:00,033 - We're having a baby. - Yeah. 301 00:25:00,240 --> 00:25:02,959 Oh, baby. 302 00:25:07,640 --> 00:25:09,358 Thank you. 303 00:25:12,040 --> 00:25:14,031 Let's... 304 00:25:18,840 --> 00:25:20,558 Let's sing... 305 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:27,270 ...all the songs we know about babies. 306 00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,793 I don't know any songs about babies. 307 00:25:33,400 --> 00:25:36,358 Yes, sir 308 00:25:36,560 --> 00:25:39,028 That's my baby 309 00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:43,711 No, sir, I don't mean maybe 310 00:25:43,920 --> 00:25:45,797 Yes, sir 311 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,788 That's my baby now 312 00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:54,755 Oh, baby, you 313 00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:58,953 Nobody but you 314 00:26:00,640 --> 00:26:02,551 I don't know the rest. 315 00:26:04,760 --> 00:26:09,197 Is you is, or is you ain't my baby? 316 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,189 I really can't stay 317 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,960 But, baby, it's cold outside 318 00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:30,152 I really have to go 319 00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:33,477 But, baby, it's cold outside 320 00:26:33,680 --> 00:26:35,716 This evening has been 321 00:26:35,920 --> 00:26:38,798 - So happy that you dropped... - So nice 322 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,437 Look out the window at the storm 323 00:26:49,840 --> 00:26:51,398 Bill. 324 00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,111 My boy Bill 325 00:26:55,320 --> 00:26:58,869 I will see that he's named after me 326 00:26:59,080 --> 00:27:01,275 I will 327 00:27:01,480 --> 00:27:06,395 My boy Bill will be tall And as tough as a tree 328 00:27:06,600 --> 00:27:08,556 Will Bill 329 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:12,548 Like a tree he'll grow With his head held high 330 00:27:12,760 --> 00:27:15,911 And his feet planted firm On the ground 331 00:27:16,120 --> 00:27:20,113 And you won't see nobody Dare to try 332 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:24,199 To toss him or boss him around 333 00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:28,359 No baggy-eyed 334 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:34,317 Beer-bellied bully Will boss him around 335 00:27:34,760 --> 00:27:36,591 I don't give a damn what he does 336 00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,074 As long as he does what he likes 337 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:40,396 He can sit on his tail And hammer a nail 338 00:27:40,600 --> 00:27:43,114 With a hammer Hammering spikes 339 00:27:45,320 --> 00:27:46,799 The other thing 340 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:51,073 The river, do something with the river. 341 00:27:51,280 --> 00:27:54,829 With a hammer Hammering spikes 342 00:27:57,600 --> 00:27:59,238 Wait a minute. 343 00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:03,115 What if he is a girl? 344 00:28:04,320 --> 00:28:07,835 She's gotta be sheltered 345 00:28:08,040 --> 00:28:12,033 And fed and dressed in the best 346 00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:15,437 That money can buy 347 00:28:15,640 --> 00:28:20,555 I never knew how to make money 348 00:28:20,760 --> 00:28:26,790 But I'll try, by God, I'll try 349 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,993 I'll go out and make it 350 00:28:31,200 --> 00:28:33,668 Or steal it 351 00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:37,714 Or take it 352 00:28:37,920 --> 00:28:40,195 Or I'll 353 00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:46,350 Die 354 00:28:47,600 --> 00:28:48,919 Die 355 00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:52,990 A baby? She's gonna have a baby! 356 00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,474 A girl baby. 357 00:28:54,680 --> 00:28:56,875 Oh, no kissing. No kissing in group. 358 00:28:57,080 --> 00:28:59,389 - What are you gonna call it? - Her, it's a her. 359 00:28:59,600 --> 00:29:01,272 I'm sorry. Her, OK? 360 00:29:01,480 --> 00:29:04,790 - What goes with Forman? - Oh, no last names in group. 361 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:09,551 - We're thinking of Ann. - Ann? Just Ann? 362 00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:12,718 - What's wrong with Ann? - I like Ann. 363 00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:15,753 - Where'd you get the ring? - What? This? 364 00:29:15,960 --> 00:29:18,155 Mark gave me this when I got pregnant. 365 00:29:18,360 --> 00:29:20,715 - Oh, my God. - I thought you said 366 00:29:20,920 --> 00:29:24,390 - you weren't gonna have a baby. - Yeah, well, I changed my mind. 367 00:29:26,200 --> 00:29:29,192 Vera's happy, even if you're not, Diana. 368 00:29:29,400 --> 00:29:31,550 I'm happy. 369 00:29:31,760 --> 00:29:34,479 Really, I am. I am. 370 00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:39,916 Veronica Lake. 371 00:29:41,120 --> 00:29:43,190 - Janet Leigh. - Oh, Arthur, don't you think 372 00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:47,029 - Janet Leigh's a little obvious? - Don't pay any attention to them, Julie. 373 00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:51,119 - Honey, you didn't start yet, did you? - No, I waited for you. 374 00:29:51,320 --> 00:29:54,630 - All right? All right. This is for the hall. - OK. 375 00:29:54,840 --> 00:29:56,876 And this is for the nursery. What do you think? 376 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,116 - I love this. - What do you call this colour? 377 00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,232 - Taupe. - Do you think we'll get tired of it? 378 00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:05,159 Taupe? Never. Taupe. 379 00:30:05,360 --> 00:30:07,920 What can I say? I've always been terrible with colours. 380 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:11,112 It comes from having grown up with the single-row box of crayons, 381 00:30:11,320 --> 00:30:12,594 instead of the big box. 382 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:17,555 If I had had the big box, I would now know taupe and cerise and ecru. 383 00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:21,594 - Instead, all I know is burnt sienna. - I think there's a column in this. 384 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:24,758 - Oh, God. - Forman, every time I say something, 385 00:30:24,960 --> 00:30:26,279 it ends up in your column. 386 00:30:26,480 --> 00:30:29,278 - You can have it if you want it. - It's mine. I said it. 387 00:30:29,480 --> 00:30:32,233 I get to say, "You can have it if you want it", not you. 388 00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,317 - Well, do you want it or not? - Yes. 389 00:30:34,520 --> 00:30:37,751 Well, what're you gonna do with it? Write it up in some law review? 390 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,428 He doesn't have to do anything with it. 391 00:30:40,640 --> 00:30:42,437 - Hi, honey. - Hey. 392 00:30:42,640 --> 00:30:44,915 I don't know if you need this or... 393 00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:47,714 Where'd you find arugula in Washington, Betty? 394 00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:50,195 Oh, I only had to drive 15 miles for it. 395 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:52,960 - Hey, how are you? - Oh, God. Wonderful. 396 00:30:53,880 --> 00:30:57,589 Oh, I'll tell you who. Rita Hayworth. 397 00:30:57,800 --> 00:31:01,679 The peerless Rita, yes. Ava Gardner. 398 00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:04,997 - Ann Blyth. - Ann Blyth? 399 00:31:05,200 --> 00:31:08,829 What can I tell you? I've always had a thing for Ann Blyth. 400 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,193 - All right. - We give up. 401 00:31:11,400 --> 00:31:13,197 Senator Toffler and Vicki Huddleston. 402 00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:14,674 - No kidding. - Really? 403 00:31:14,880 --> 00:31:16,154 How do you know that? 404 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:19,272 Parked in the Hamburger Hamlet parking lot. 405 00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:20,959 In Georgetown? 406 00:31:21,160 --> 00:31:23,754 - Bethesda. - No shit. 407 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:26,514 I knew something was wrong, because about a month ago 408 00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,518 I sat next to him at dinner, and he asked me what I thought 409 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,950 - the resale value of his house was. - Mark. 410 00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,799 I said, "Mr Senator, I am a television journalist. 411 00:31:35,000 --> 00:31:38,470 - "I'm not a real estate broker." - Mark, I think something's happening. 412 00:31:38,680 --> 00:31:39,954 - Rachel. - Are you OK? 413 00:31:40,160 --> 00:31:43,118 - Time to go to the hospital. - She's having the baby. 414 00:31:43,320 --> 00:31:44,878 - Are you all right? - Yeah. 415 00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:47,594 - Got the bag? - It's a... 416 00:31:47,800 --> 00:31:51,236 - Can I give you a ride? - The bag's in the car. 417 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:53,351 - Put the lamb on for 20 minutes. - What? 418 00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:56,791 Baste it once, turn it over and cook it for 20 more minutes. 419 00:32:04,560 --> 00:32:07,233 Just keep breathing. You can do it. 420 00:32:08,200 --> 00:32:11,636 I don't want to do it, honey. Can't we get somebody else to do it? 421 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,359 You're doing fine. 422 00:32:17,560 --> 00:32:19,232 Give me a break. 423 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,079 The baby's in some distress. It's possible there's a problem 424 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,840 with the umbilical cord. I'm keeping an eye on it. 425 00:32:25,040 --> 00:32:26,996 In distress? 426 00:32:27,800 --> 00:32:29,836 If it looks serious, we can do a Caesarean. 427 00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,793 We can have the baby out in two minutes. 428 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:36,390 - Hold on. - Is the baby gonna die? 429 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:44,271 Let's do it. Get Anaesthesia and Paediatrics. 430 00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,596 - We're gonna do a crash section. - Mark. 431 00:32:46,800 --> 00:32:48,392 Yeah, I'm here. 432 00:32:49,600 --> 00:32:51,352 Take it easy, nurse. 433 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,511 We're almost there. 434 00:33:12,520 --> 00:33:14,909 Count backwards from 100, Rachel. 435 00:33:17,400 --> 00:33:18,833 I'm here, babe. 436 00:33:19,040 --> 00:33:20,314 One hundred. 437 00:33:23,280 --> 00:33:24,918 Ninety-nine. 438 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:27,751 Ninety-eight. 439 00:33:31,920 --> 00:33:37,040 Ninety-s... seven. 440 00:33:39,320 --> 00:33:41,117 No pictures, OK? 441 00:34:08,480 --> 00:34:10,994 Is that our baby? 442 00:34:11,800 --> 00:34:13,677 Let me see. 443 00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:25,068 Oh, God. 444 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,399 Oh, God. 445 00:34:47,080 --> 00:34:50,356 Oh, Petunia 446 00:34:51,240 --> 00:34:54,789 I sing to you 447 00:34:55,000 --> 00:34:58,549 I sing to you 448 00:34:58,760 --> 00:35:02,958 And the baby Petunia too 449 00:35:04,240 --> 00:35:05,958 I sing to you 450 00:35:08,400 --> 00:35:11,836 About your sweetness 451 00:35:13,040 --> 00:35:16,112 And your beet-red face 452 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:21,116 And your little no-teethness 453 00:35:22,360 --> 00:35:24,032 And your little hands 454 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:26,470 She's cranky. 455 00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:29,990 Without no gloves 456 00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:35,194 I sing to you of all our love 457 00:35:56,960 --> 00:35:58,632 Behave, peanut. 458 00:36:12,680 --> 00:36:15,035 Oh, God. 459 00:36:16,280 --> 00:36:18,396 I love our life. 460 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:24,431 I love how it just goes along, you know. 461 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:28,952 Pork chops again and, "Do we owe the Richardsons?" and... 462 00:36:29,160 --> 00:36:32,675 - Where are my socks? - And, "Where are my socks?", right. 463 00:36:32,880 --> 00:36:37,715 - Where are my socks? - They're in your sock drawer. 464 00:36:37,920 --> 00:36:41,993 Got four socks in my sock drawer, and none of them match. 465 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:45,556 Oh, oh, I'm sorry. 466 00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:50,239 - Hello, hello, baby. - Here's your funny daddy. 467 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:53,671 Oh, boy. 468 00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:00,954 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 469 00:37:01,720 --> 00:37:03,199 Well... 470 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:07,353 - See? - Well, I mean, that... Yeah. 471 00:37:07,560 --> 00:37:09,073 Whoops. 472 00:37:09,280 --> 00:37:11,919 I must've took two of those. 473 00:37:16,440 --> 00:37:20,149 I just... I never expected to love it so much. 474 00:37:20,360 --> 00:37:21,873 You know? 475 00:37:22,920 --> 00:37:28,119 Nobody tells you. Nobody prepares you for what happens. 476 00:37:28,320 --> 00:37:31,710 I mean, you get born, too. 477 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:37,233 A whole part of you that you didn't know you had. 478 00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:41,672 I mean, suddenly you have all this love to give and... 479 00:37:41,880 --> 00:37:44,394 It's almost as if you expand. 480 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,672 - You should be writing about this. - Oh, God, Richard. 481 00:37:47,880 --> 00:37:49,791 You don't have to write about everything. 482 00:37:50,000 --> 00:37:53,390 You'll wind up doing yourself a favour. Just keep a tape recorder around 483 00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:55,750 - and talk into it every so often. - Oh, sure. 484 00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,918 Right. This is Rachel Samstat, food writer, 485 00:37:59,120 --> 00:38:02,908 and I'm here mixing Gerber's Rice Cereal and Applesauce. 486 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,156 Do it soon because after this one's born 487 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,033 you won't have time to write a postcard. 488 00:38:08,640 --> 00:38:11,677 "Presently, Kep opened the door of the shed 489 00:38:11,880 --> 00:38:14,474 "and let out Jemima Puddle-Duck. 490 00:38:14,680 --> 00:38:18,673 "Unfortunately, the puppies rushed in and gobbled up all the eggs 491 00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:21,189 "before he could stop them. 492 00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:24,392 "Jemima Puddle-Duck was escorted home in tears 493 00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:25,874 "on account of those eggs." 494 00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:27,638 - Good morning. - Morning. 495 00:38:27,840 --> 00:38:31,230 - Good morning, Juanita. - What a day. 496 00:38:31,440 --> 00:38:33,317 "She laid some more in June 497 00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:37,991 "and she was permitted to keep them herself, but only four of them hatched. 498 00:38:38,200 --> 00:38:42,955 "Jemima Puddle-Duck said that it was because of her nerves. 499 00:38:43,160 --> 00:38:48,075 "But she had always been a bad sitter." 500 00:38:48,920 --> 00:38:50,990 What a story. 501 00:38:52,280 --> 00:38:53,998 I've... 502 00:38:56,840 --> 00:39:01,038 I've got a lunch up on the Hill and then I'm gonna go shopping. 503 00:39:01,240 --> 00:39:03,754 - What for? - Socks. 504 00:39:15,800 --> 00:39:18,712 Hello, this is Rachel Samstat. 505 00:39:19,080 --> 00:39:22,959 Well, obviously it's me. I mean, who else could it be? 506 00:39:23,160 --> 00:39:25,037 It's my tape recorder. 507 00:39:25,800 --> 00:39:31,113 And it's May 16th, and I'm here in the kitchen with Annie. 508 00:39:31,320 --> 00:39:34,517 Why don't you say something to the folks back home, Annie. 509 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,233 What? 510 00:39:41,200 --> 00:39:44,510 A word? Oh, my God. I got it on tape! 511 00:39:44,720 --> 00:39:46,870 Oh, you big... 512 00:39:49,240 --> 00:39:53,074 Julie's idea of romance, OK? I'll tell you. You ready? 513 00:39:53,280 --> 00:39:56,033 She's got this flannel nightgown that she puts on. 514 00:39:56,240 --> 00:39:58,151 It's got this stuff across the top. What is it? 515 00:39:58,360 --> 00:40:00,237 - Ricrac. - Ricrac, exactly. Right. 516 00:40:00,440 --> 00:40:03,113 - And these bedroom slippers... - With bunnies on them. 517 00:40:03,320 --> 00:40:06,790 Right. So she puts on the nightgown and the slippers, 518 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:10,276 and she gets into bed on Monday night with the magazines 519 00:40:10,480 --> 00:40:12,710 - and a bowl of lima beans, right? - Yes, yes. 520 00:40:12,920 --> 00:40:14,239 Hi, darling. Bye. 521 00:40:14,440 --> 00:40:18,149 And now, Arthur's idea of romance is Venice, gondolas... 522 00:40:18,360 --> 00:40:21,557 - Gondolas. - Oh, oh, yes, of course. 523 00:40:22,200 --> 00:40:24,873 I love my flannel nightgown. 524 00:40:25,080 --> 00:40:27,310 Oh, I'm so happy. 525 00:40:27,520 --> 00:40:29,988 Who knew West Virginia was so beautiful? 526 00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,509 I think we should take this place every summer. 527 00:40:32,720 --> 00:40:35,439 - Definitely. - Mark goes into town, 528 00:40:35,640 --> 00:40:40,589 goes to the dentist. He conducts his search for the perfect pair of socks. 529 00:40:41,240 --> 00:40:43,595 He comes home and says, "What've you been doing?" 530 00:40:43,800 --> 00:40:48,032 And I say, "Oh, not much, you know. Today we found a frog." 531 00:40:48,240 --> 00:40:53,394 Here's a riddle for you. There's 200 million people in America. 532 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:56,114 A hundred million of them are men. 533 00:40:56,320 --> 00:40:59,278 They lose four socks a year, conservatively. 534 00:40:59,480 --> 00:41:01,596 I lose ten myself. 535 00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,918 That's 400 million missing socks. 536 00:41:06,120 --> 00:41:08,429 Missing forever. Where are they? 537 00:41:08,640 --> 00:41:10,995 Nobody ever sees them again. 538 00:41:11,960 --> 00:41:15,270 You'd think you'd run into one of them every once in a while. 539 00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:17,831 They're in heaven. 540 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,554 You die, go to heaven, and they give you this big box 541 00:41:20,760 --> 00:41:23,194 with all your missing socks and mufflers in it. 542 00:41:23,400 --> 00:41:26,551 And you get to spend eternity sorting it out. 543 00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:30,799 And why is there only one shoe left in the road? Where is the other shoe? 544 00:41:31,000 --> 00:41:33,639 Why is the cold water in the bathroom always colder 545 00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:36,149 than the cold water in the kitchen? 546 00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:42,672 - Mark, for God's sake. - What? 547 00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:46,759 It's not even lunch and you rip the leg off the chicken? 548 00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:49,155 Are you planning on photographing it? 549 00:41:49,360 --> 00:41:52,033 Oh, come on. You don't even like dark meat. 550 00:41:53,720 --> 00:41:55,438 Well, I won't have any lunch, OK? 551 00:41:55,640 --> 00:41:58,359 Just subtract it from my share, OK? 552 00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,232 This isn't your mother's house, 553 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:03,637 where you do something like that and everybody thinks it's cute. 554 00:42:04,440 --> 00:42:08,797 If it's not my mother's house, then why are you talking to me like I'm your kid? 555 00:42:11,240 --> 00:42:13,151 Come on, guys. 556 00:42:14,160 --> 00:42:15,718 Bellinis. 557 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:20,910 - That's... - Whoops. Sorry. 558 00:42:21,120 --> 00:42:24,271 - Just like in Venice. - Thank you. 559 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,198 Toast? 560 00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:35,552 To marriage. 561 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:39,278 To friendship. 562 00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,595 - OK. Is everybody ready? - Ready. 563 00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,756 Arthur, you go first. 564 00:42:57,080 --> 00:43:00,038 - "Jewish." - You put "Jewish" first? 565 00:43:00,240 --> 00:43:03,437 Julie, try to control yourself. It's my list. 566 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:07,033 - "Jewish. Married." - Thank you. 567 00:43:07,240 --> 00:43:13,349 "Lawyer. Father." Hungry. Thank God. 568 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:17,513 OK. OK, this is me. 569 00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,637 "Unemployed." 570 00:43:21,920 --> 00:43:24,718 "Mother. Good-natured. 571 00:43:24,920 --> 00:43:27,798 - "Shiksa. Sister." - What about "married"? 572 00:43:28,000 --> 00:43:30,912 - That's the shiksa part. - Arthur, it's her list. 573 00:43:31,120 --> 00:43:37,116 "Yugoslav. Capitalist. Tan. Tall. 188 pounds." 574 00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:43,270 Dmitri, it's not supposed to be like a driver's licence. It's who you are. 575 00:43:43,480 --> 00:43:48,315 - I am pussy-whipped. - That is such a lie. It is. 576 00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,158 All right. 577 00:43:50,360 --> 00:43:54,797 "Television interviewer. Blonde. Living with Dmitri." 578 00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:57,673 - Right. - Yeah, for now. 579 00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:00,917 "Friend. Texan." 580 00:44:03,840 --> 00:44:06,274 - "Pregnant." - No. 581 00:44:06,480 --> 00:44:10,473 "Wife and mother. Writer. Happy." 582 00:44:10,680 --> 00:44:13,353 - Thelma. - Betty, hello. 583 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,516 - Hi. Jonathan. - Oh, please don't get up. 584 00:44:15,720 --> 00:44:17,790 We saw each other at the Swedish Embassy? 585 00:44:18,000 --> 00:44:19,353 - I think you're right. - Hi. 586 00:44:19,560 --> 00:44:22,472 - Rachel. Hello, Mark. - Have a wonderful dinner. 587 00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,592 - Good night. - Nice to see you. 588 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:32,230 - Thelma Rice is having an affair. - No. 589 00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:34,032 - With who? - I don't know. 590 00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:36,356 - Oh, come on. - With someone. 591 00:44:36,560 --> 00:44:38,152 This is what I know. 592 00:44:38,360 --> 00:44:42,273 It shouldn't be difficult to figure out. It has to be someone taller than she is, 593 00:44:42,480 --> 00:44:45,472 which rules out practically everybody. 594 00:44:46,120 --> 00:44:48,873 Maybe it's one of the Washington Bullets. 595 00:44:49,880 --> 00:44:51,393 How do you know this? 596 00:44:51,600 --> 00:44:54,194 She's talking about buying a condo and staying in Washington 597 00:44:54,400 --> 00:44:56,118 if Jonathan is sent to Bangladesh. 598 00:44:56,320 --> 00:44:58,754 Now, obviously, she's having an affair with someone. 599 00:44:58,960 --> 00:45:02,077 Maybe Senator Campbell. He's been talking about condos too. 600 00:45:02,280 --> 00:45:06,478 - Senators always talk about condos. - This is true. Who else could it be? 601 00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:10,116 You know, I don't know how anybody gets anything going in this town. 602 00:45:10,320 --> 00:45:13,278 Nobody even flirts here. 603 00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:15,596 Jonathan is not being sent to Bangladesh. 604 00:45:15,800 --> 00:45:17,074 Why not? 605 00:45:17,280 --> 00:45:20,352 Because we still care about Bangladesh. 606 00:45:23,080 --> 00:45:24,877 Mark, your turn. 607 00:45:26,080 --> 00:45:32,155 "Columnist. In love. Married. Father. 608 00:45:32,360 --> 00:45:33,713 "Shortstop." 609 00:45:34,480 --> 00:45:36,436 Choked on that first one, didn't you? 610 00:45:44,440 --> 00:45:46,510 - Hi. - Hi. Thank you. 611 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,233 You're welcome. 612 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:58,950 Thelma Rice had her legs waxed. 613 00:45:59,160 --> 00:46:03,551 For the first time. Need I say more? 614 00:46:16,360 --> 00:46:20,876 He's in love with someone else. Hold still. He comes over last night 615 00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:23,640 and he drops it on me. He's in love with someone else 616 00:46:23,840 --> 00:46:26,400 - but still wants to be friends. - This just happened? 617 00:46:26,600 --> 00:46:28,397 - Last night? - Hold still. 618 00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:30,670 I says, "I don't wanna be friends with you." 619 00:46:30,880 --> 00:46:33,758 He says, "Why not?" I says, "Because you're a real shithead. 620 00:46:33,960 --> 00:46:35,916 - "That's why." - Don't do too much... 621 00:46:36,120 --> 00:46:39,078 I'll do one side. If you don't like it, we'll take it down. 622 00:46:39,280 --> 00:46:41,157 You know what he says to me? 623 00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:44,079 "You mean you're not even gonna cut my hair any more?" 624 00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,919 He falls in love with someone else while going with me, 625 00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,157 and he actually thinks I'm gonna go on cutting his hair. 626 00:46:50,360 --> 00:46:52,191 I can't believe I didn't figure it out. 627 00:46:52,400 --> 00:46:55,517 He kept dropping one clue after another, right into my lap. 628 00:46:55,720 --> 00:46:58,188 He has to go jogging. He has to go and do errands 629 00:46:58,400 --> 00:47:00,391 that take four times longer than it'd take 630 00:47:00,600 --> 00:47:02,750 a genuinely subnormal person to do them. 631 00:47:02,960 --> 00:47:06,430 Last week, he calls me up at ten in the evening and he says, 632 00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:09,359 "I'm calling to say good night. I'm going to bed early. 633 00:47:09,560 --> 00:47:11,551 "I'm gonna turn off the phone. 634 00:47:11,760 --> 00:47:14,957 "I wanted you to know in case you called and there was no answer." 635 00:47:15,160 --> 00:47:18,630 And do you know what I said to him? "Good night, honey." 636 00:47:18,840 --> 00:47:22,150 Anyone can see it, and I'm saying, "Good night, honey, sleep tight. 637 00:47:22,360 --> 00:47:23,713 "Don't let the bedbugs bite." 638 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:26,229 You didn't. "Don't let the bedbugs bite"? 639 00:47:26,440 --> 00:47:28,078 I did. 640 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:32,035 - Did you know about this? - No, of course not, Mary Beth. 641 00:47:32,240 --> 00:47:34,310 You and I are the only two people in America 642 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:38,195 who did not know about it. His friends knew. His mother knew. 643 00:47:38,400 --> 00:47:39,913 - The doorman. - Mary Beth, I... 644 00:47:40,120 --> 00:47:42,714 - That's not too much, is it? - No. 645 00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:45,718 I have to go. I just realised something. I just remembered. 646 00:47:45,920 --> 00:47:48,832 - But I think I left something. - When are you gonna be back? 647 00:47:49,040 --> 00:47:51,918 I have to see if I'm right. As soon as I know if I'm right... 648 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:54,634 - I'll be back. - Well, how long's it gonna take you? 649 00:47:54,840 --> 00:47:56,319 I don't know. 650 00:48:12,280 --> 00:48:15,431 Just give Annie her supper. I have to go through some things. 651 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,916 - At least until Mark gets home. - He be home soon, I'm sure. 652 00:48:19,120 --> 00:48:21,588 He say he go out to buy socks. 653 00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:20,954 Oh, my... 654 00:49:24,160 --> 00:49:28,790 Hi. I know I'm late. I'll be ready in ten minutes. 655 00:49:41,720 --> 00:49:45,599 - Well, look who's here. - Daddy say... how! 656 00:49:46,720 --> 00:49:49,473 For me, huh? For me? I can't wear this. 657 00:49:49,680 --> 00:49:50,954 I have to wear something else. 658 00:50:09,480 --> 00:50:10,993 Having a shower, darling? 659 00:50:13,200 --> 00:50:14,792 We'll be late. 660 00:50:21,760 --> 00:50:24,558 I know about you and Thelma Rice. 661 00:50:24,760 --> 00:50:27,035 - I know everything. It's all here. - Shit. 662 00:50:27,240 --> 00:50:29,276 You didn't even hide the evidence. 663 00:50:29,480 --> 00:50:33,189 You just threw it in a drawer. 664 00:50:33,400 --> 00:50:37,075 - Hotels. Motels. - Oh, shit. 665 00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,158 You couldn't even pay cash like a normal philanderer. 666 00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,749 You charged everything. I mean, look at this. 667 00:50:42,960 --> 00:50:45,349 Look at all these flowers that you bought her! 668 00:50:45,560 --> 00:50:48,632 And you occasionally brought me home a bunch of wilted zinnias. 669 00:50:48,840 --> 00:50:52,628 How can you do this? If I'm such a bitch, then tell me! 670 00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,638 But don't do this. We have a baby, Mark. 671 00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:58,229 We have another baby coming. 672 00:50:58,440 --> 00:51:02,877 - Don't you even care about them? - Of course I care. 673 00:51:05,920 --> 00:51:07,797 Do you love her? 674 00:51:13,320 --> 00:51:15,276 I can't do this. 675 00:51:16,880 --> 00:51:19,553 I can't do this right now. 676 00:51:27,480 --> 00:51:31,598 Please, don't let this be happening. Please, just don't let this be happening. 677 00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:35,713 Why can't we go back to the way it was? I promise I'll be the way I was. 678 00:51:41,000 --> 00:51:43,639 There's just no point in... 679 00:51:56,040 --> 00:51:58,076 Need that, too. 680 00:52:15,320 --> 00:52:19,393 Come on. I'm not gonna pack this, sweetheart. 681 00:53:08,120 --> 00:53:09,599 Dad? 682 00:53:17,760 --> 00:53:19,273 Dad? 683 00:53:34,600 --> 00:53:36,079 Dad? 684 00:53:51,160 --> 00:53:52,752 Where is he? 685 00:53:56,840 --> 00:54:00,355 Mom, where's Daddy? 686 00:54:02,960 --> 00:54:04,757 Where's my father? Do you know? 687 00:54:04,960 --> 00:54:07,235 I just clean, honey. 688 00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:10,957 Della, do you ever...? 689 00:54:11,680 --> 00:54:15,389 I mean, would you...? 690 00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:17,511 I have errands to do in the next couple of days 691 00:54:17,720 --> 00:54:22,874 and I was just wondering if you would... I have to... 692 00:54:23,520 --> 00:54:26,876 My husband, you know, the one I married at the wedding? 693 00:54:27,080 --> 00:54:28,752 I left him. 694 00:54:30,200 --> 00:54:31,474 Here. 695 00:54:31,680 --> 00:54:35,958 He's been seeing someone very tall. 696 00:54:36,160 --> 00:54:38,390 Someone that I know, not very well, 697 00:54:38,600 --> 00:54:40,591 but I mean, I've never had lunch with her. 698 00:54:40,800 --> 00:54:43,268 But when I asked him about it, he said, "Yes." 699 00:54:43,480 --> 00:54:46,870 And he didn't exactly say, "Yes", but that was the idea. 700 00:54:47,080 --> 00:54:49,036 I'll stay with the baby. 701 00:54:50,280 --> 00:54:51,918 Thank you. 702 00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:57,477 - Wave bye-bye to Mommy. Bye-bye. - Bye-bye. 703 00:54:57,680 --> 00:55:00,717 - Bye. Wave bye-bye. I love you. - Mommy. 704 00:55:00,920 --> 00:55:04,833 If anybody calls... If my husband calls, just tell him I'm out. 705 00:55:05,040 --> 00:55:08,874 - Bye-bye. - Mommy. 706 00:55:22,760 --> 00:55:27,038 - Rachel? Rachel. Hi. - Judith. 707 00:55:27,240 --> 00:55:29,390 How are you? What are you doing in town? 708 00:55:29,600 --> 00:55:32,512 - Oh, God. - Aren't you about to have the baby? 709 00:55:32,720 --> 00:55:34,312 Judith... 710 00:55:35,720 --> 00:55:37,950 ...my mother died. 711 00:55:38,560 --> 00:55:40,232 Oh, Rachel. 712 00:55:40,600 --> 00:55:42,397 Are you all right? 713 00:55:43,120 --> 00:55:45,509 - Yes. - I thought she died a few years ago. 714 00:55:45,720 --> 00:55:47,950 Well, almost, but then, you know, she didn't. 715 00:55:48,160 --> 00:55:49,832 Rachel... 716 00:55:50,160 --> 00:55:51,479 ...I went through this. 717 00:55:51,680 --> 00:55:53,318 I have to tell you. 718 00:55:53,520 --> 00:55:57,308 You may not realise this now, but your mother dying... 719 00:55:57,520 --> 00:56:01,991 I'm not saying it's a blessing, but on some level it frees you. 720 00:56:02,200 --> 00:56:05,078 It's not the worst thing that can happen. 721 00:56:05,280 --> 00:56:07,271 I know, Judith. 722 00:56:08,080 --> 00:56:09,832 Are you free? 723 00:56:13,240 --> 00:56:15,993 - So I left him. - No. Just like that? 724 00:56:16,200 --> 00:56:18,998 A person does something like that, you can't stay with him. 725 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:23,239 No, no. Well, I don't know. I mean, people do. It's just... 726 00:56:23,440 --> 00:56:26,000 Are you sure you don't want to give him a little time? 727 00:56:26,200 --> 00:56:29,158 Absolutely not. I am here because I am through with him 728 00:56:29,360 --> 00:56:32,113 and I would like to come back to work. Period. 729 00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:35,198 I'm back. I'm gonna be living here again and I need my job. 730 00:56:35,400 --> 00:56:36,913 Any time. You know that. 731 00:56:37,120 --> 00:56:39,156 I would've said something to you when you left, but, 732 00:56:39,360 --> 00:56:41,157 "If it doesn't work, you can have your job back" 733 00:56:41,360 --> 00:56:44,352 is not what you say to someone who's getting married, so... 734 00:56:46,680 --> 00:56:48,716 - Thanks, Richard. - Sure. 735 00:56:49,760 --> 00:56:52,718 You never really liked him, 736 00:56:52,920 --> 00:56:54,194 did you? 737 00:56:54,400 --> 00:56:55,833 I'm not gonna get into that trap. 738 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,917 You'll go back to him and hold it against me. 739 00:56:58,120 --> 00:57:00,076 I am never going back with him. Never. 740 00:57:00,280 --> 00:57:02,316 Do you want to have dinner tonight? 741 00:57:02,520 --> 00:57:04,715 Oh, I couldn't. Mark might... 742 00:57:04,920 --> 00:57:07,115 I'm sure that he will turn up, 743 00:57:07,320 --> 00:57:09,993 and I'll have to see him and finalise the separation. 744 00:57:10,200 --> 00:57:12,156 Make him face the fact that it's over. 745 00:57:12,360 --> 00:57:15,272 - But if he doesn't turn up... - He'll turn up. He'll turn up. 746 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,758 This is very difficult for him. He is really not accepting it at all. 747 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:23,077 I just have to settle it once and for all. I have to see him. 748 00:57:23,280 --> 00:57:24,838 I have to go. What time is it now? 749 00:57:25,040 --> 00:57:27,634 Oh, my God, I'm late. I have to go. 750 00:57:43,880 --> 00:57:45,313 Hi. Della? 751 00:57:45,520 --> 00:57:47,511 It's Rachel. Were there any calls? 752 00:57:47,720 --> 00:57:49,312 My husband? 753 00:57:50,320 --> 00:57:53,198 Well, if my husband calls, will you tell him that I'm...? 754 00:57:53,400 --> 00:57:56,233 No, don't tell him that. Tell him that I'll be home soon. 755 00:57:56,440 --> 00:57:59,159 Yes. Don't be too specific about it. Just say soon. 756 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:01,749 What? Yes. 757 00:58:01,960 --> 00:58:03,518 Put her on. 758 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:05,319 Hi, honey. 759 00:58:05,520 --> 00:58:09,433 It's Mommy. Yes, I'll be home in 15 minutes. 760 00:58:09,640 --> 00:58:12,438 Well, ask Della to show you where that is on the clock. 761 00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:14,392 Tick-tock. 762 00:58:14,920 --> 00:58:18,913 Mommy has to hang up now, or I won't be home in 15 minutes. 763 00:58:19,120 --> 00:58:21,680 Annie, hang the phone up, sweetie. 764 00:58:21,880 --> 00:58:24,394 Hang the phone up so Daddy can call. 765 00:58:24,600 --> 00:58:26,192 Annie? 766 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:29,117 Annie? 767 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:40,077 I'm sorry. 768 00:58:44,200 --> 00:58:45,918 Taxi! 769 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:49,313 Taxi. 770 00:58:57,360 --> 00:58:59,999 - Hi. - Hi. 771 00:59:00,640 --> 00:59:02,835 Nobody called. 772 00:59:17,080 --> 00:59:19,036 Hi. 773 00:59:19,240 --> 00:59:22,198 Tell Mommy about the banana. 774 00:59:22,400 --> 00:59:25,119 - I'll get it. - What'd you eat? 775 00:59:33,440 --> 00:59:36,238 Oh, nice! And for me! 776 00:59:36,480 --> 00:59:39,756 - Here. And thank you very much. - Thank you. 777 00:59:43,960 --> 00:59:45,678 Beautiful. 778 00:59:45,880 --> 00:59:48,519 Gotta see who this is... 779 00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:51,235 I hope, I hope, I hope, I hope. 780 00:59:53,720 --> 00:59:57,190 "Dear Rachel, so sorry about your mother. 781 00:59:57,560 --> 01:00:00,472 "Just wanted you to know I'm thinking of you. 782 01:00:00,680 --> 01:00:02,671 "Love, Judith." 783 01:00:07,640 --> 01:00:10,108 Shit! Now I have to call her. 784 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:41,432 Good evening. In our last episode, 785 01:00:41,640 --> 01:00:44,598 Rachel discovered that her husband Mark 786 01:00:44,800 --> 01:00:50,352 is in love with another woman: The tall, infamous Thelma, 787 01:00:50,800 --> 01:00:53,268 and she has left him. 788 01:00:53,480 --> 01:00:56,995 Taken their tiny, tiny child 789 01:00:57,200 --> 01:01:00,875 and gone to her father's apartment in New York. 790 01:01:02,520 --> 01:01:03,794 There, 791 01:01:04,000 --> 01:01:07,834 pregnant, penniless and alone, 792 01:01:08,040 --> 01:01:10,634 she has been waiting, hoping against hope, 793 01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:15,755 as the hours tick by without a phone call. 794 01:01:17,960 --> 01:01:22,795 Finally, realising that if there is no phone call the first day, 795 01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:27,073 there probably won't be one, or perhaps there will be one, 796 01:01:27,280 --> 01:01:28,599 but a day later, 797 01:01:29,880 --> 01:01:37,639 Rachel closes her weary eyes and sobs herself to sleep. 798 01:01:59,920 --> 01:02:01,194 Rach. 799 01:02:01,400 --> 01:02:03,152 Mark? 800 01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:05,072 No. 801 01:02:06,320 --> 01:02:07,912 Daddy. 802 01:02:09,120 --> 01:02:13,113 - Where have you been? - Atlantic City with a lady. A looker. 803 01:02:13,320 --> 01:02:16,232 Gambling. Her money. I lost. 804 01:02:16,440 --> 01:02:18,317 What are you doing here? 805 01:02:19,840 --> 01:02:24,277 Mark has fallen in love with Thelma Rice. 806 01:02:24,480 --> 01:02:28,359 - Thelma Rice. Do I know her? - No. 807 01:02:38,000 --> 01:02:39,877 No, no, no. 808 01:02:42,160 --> 01:02:45,835 Honey, when Joey Lazarus fell in love with Zizi Jevay, 809 01:02:46,040 --> 01:02:47,439 he went to his wife and said, 810 01:02:47,640 --> 01:02:53,112 "Natalie, I'm in love with Zizi Jevay. I care for you, we have six kids, 811 01:02:53,320 --> 01:02:56,551 "hope you don't give me any trouble about seeing them, 812 01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,633 "because I can't beat this thing." 813 01:03:00,600 --> 01:03:03,034 And his wife said to him, "Joey, 814 01:03:03,240 --> 01:03:06,232 "I'm happy for you. You're in love with Zizi Jevay. 815 01:03:06,440 --> 01:03:09,512 "Hope you'll be very happy with her. I'm leaving. 816 01:03:09,720 --> 01:03:11,995 "I won't give you any trouble about the kids. 817 01:03:12,200 --> 01:03:14,156 "I've raised them for 14 years. 818 01:03:14,360 --> 01:03:18,239 "You and Zizi can have them." 819 01:03:21,880 --> 01:03:25,236 Yeah, well, what are you saying? That I should give Mark the children? 820 01:03:25,440 --> 01:03:28,318 One of them, anyway. In a couple of months... 821 01:03:28,800 --> 01:03:30,870 ...give him the other. - Are you crazy? 822 01:03:31,080 --> 01:03:33,230 - They're my children. - A suggestion. 823 01:03:33,440 --> 01:03:35,476 I know. I'm... 824 01:03:36,440 --> 01:03:40,718 I just can't do that, Daddy. Maybe if I had six children. 825 01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:42,399 Men. 826 01:03:42,600 --> 01:03:43,874 I hate them. 827 01:03:44,080 --> 01:03:45,559 Always hated them. 828 01:03:45,760 --> 01:03:47,398 You wonder why I hang around with women. 829 01:03:47,600 --> 01:03:49,875 Because it's men who do things like this. 830 01:03:50,080 --> 01:03:51,911 Oh, Daddy. 831 01:03:53,040 --> 01:03:55,554 Oh, now, now, now, now, now. 832 01:03:56,520 --> 01:03:59,114 You're a wonderful person. He's a shit. And I love you. 833 01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:01,231 I'll do anything I can for you, you know? 834 01:04:01,440 --> 01:04:05,194 - I know. - Now, I have some news. 835 01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:10,276 Gene Kelly called about my new project. 836 01:04:14,440 --> 01:04:16,032 Oh, that's wonderful, Daddy. 837 01:04:16,240 --> 01:04:21,633 Says he hasn't directed in years, but he might come back for this. 838 01:04:22,040 --> 01:04:24,235 Oh, it's real exciting. 839 01:04:24,440 --> 01:04:27,113 Exciting? The life of Balanchine. Are you kidding? 840 01:04:27,320 --> 01:04:29,675 Kelly'd be crazy to turn down something like this. 841 01:04:29,880 --> 01:04:31,711 It's a great part for me. 842 01:04:31,920 --> 01:04:35,390 - And maybe you can write it. - Oh, Dad. 843 01:04:37,080 --> 01:04:38,479 I miss Mom. 844 01:04:38,680 --> 01:04:40,557 I miss her too. 845 01:04:41,840 --> 01:04:44,912 Although, let's face it, she wasn't much good at a time like this. 846 01:04:45,120 --> 01:04:48,874 Yeah, I know. Although, let's face it, neither am I. 847 01:04:49,800 --> 01:04:51,631 Oh, Daddy, what am I gonna do? 848 01:04:51,840 --> 01:04:54,513 There's nothing you can do. You want monogamy, 849 01:04:54,720 --> 01:04:57,359 - marry a swan. - Oh, no. 850 01:04:58,320 --> 01:05:00,595 You get some sleep. 851 01:05:00,880 --> 01:05:04,350 And I'm going to that little lady whose money I lost in Atlantic City. 852 01:05:04,560 --> 01:05:06,915 You sure she still wants to see you? 853 01:05:07,960 --> 01:05:10,110 I'm in a buyer's market. 854 01:05:18,560 --> 01:05:20,198 Daddy! 855 01:05:33,680 --> 01:05:36,240 Oh, beautiful. 856 01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:38,032 Della? 857 01:05:38,640 --> 01:05:39,914 Della! 858 01:05:40,120 --> 01:05:43,157 I'm going downtown to a sort of a doctor's appointment. 859 01:05:43,360 --> 01:05:45,794 I hope you're gonna see a shrink, honey. 860 01:05:47,120 --> 01:05:50,157 And I will be back between three and three-thirty. 861 01:05:50,360 --> 01:05:52,237 - All right? - OK. 862 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:55,438 Bye, honey. 863 01:05:55,640 --> 01:05:57,198 Bye! 864 01:06:04,680 --> 01:06:07,035 Sorry. Hold the... 865 01:06:12,200 --> 01:06:14,191 Thank you so much. 866 01:06:29,880 --> 01:06:32,348 Excuse me, would you like to sit down? 867 01:06:32,600 --> 01:06:33,999 Thank you. 868 01:07:21,400 --> 01:07:23,868 Hey, I have something I need to talk about today. 869 01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:25,798 I can't decide whether to go to Club Med. 870 01:07:26,000 --> 01:07:30,437 - Diana, I need to talk, too. - When I'm done. 871 01:07:30,640 --> 01:07:32,870 Rachel has something very serious to talk about. 872 01:07:33,080 --> 01:07:37,790 This is serious. Nobody ever thinks my problems are serious. 873 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:39,274 Go ahead. 874 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,951 Mark is... 875 01:07:45,800 --> 01:07:48,712 Mark is in love with someone else. 876 01:07:58,440 --> 01:07:59,714 No, but... 877 01:07:59,920 --> 01:08:01,797 Why does everything happen to Rachel? 878 01:08:02,000 --> 01:08:04,673 - Nothing ever happens to me. - Stick it up your ass, Diana. 879 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:07,594 - Who brought the chopped liver? - I did. 880 01:08:07,800 --> 01:08:10,360 - Did you make it? - I bought it. Is that all right? 881 01:08:10,560 --> 01:08:13,632 I was gonna say it was delicious. Now I don't feel like telling you. 882 01:08:13,840 --> 01:08:15,751 Nothing is ever enough for you, is it? 883 01:08:15,960 --> 01:08:17,791 Every week, you complain about the food. 884 01:08:18,000 --> 01:08:20,070 When's the last time you brought food? 885 01:08:22,280 --> 01:08:23,713 OK. 886 01:08:23,920 --> 01:08:26,036 Everybody on the table. 887 01:08:26,240 --> 01:08:29,357 Money, jewellery, anything you got that I want. 888 01:08:30,360 --> 01:08:33,830 You hold anything back and I'll kill the lady, just like this! 889 01:08:34,720 --> 01:08:38,190 - I always hated that picture. - Sidney, this is not the time to speak. 890 01:08:38,840 --> 01:08:41,195 Come on, everything in this bag. 891 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,510 Move. Your turn, lady. Come on, the ring. 892 01:08:44,720 --> 01:08:46,756 Get that ring off. 893 01:08:48,080 --> 01:08:49,877 - Come on! - Are you having trouble? 894 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,991 My finger's swollen because I'm pregnant. 895 01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,838 I'll get it. Don't panic. 896 01:08:54,040 --> 01:08:55,314 - Pull it. - I'm pulling it! 897 01:08:55,520 --> 01:08:58,159 - Let me lick it. - Wait. Here. This does it every time. 898 01:08:58,360 --> 01:09:00,430 Come on. Come on. 899 01:09:00,760 --> 01:09:03,194 Hand me the bag. Give me the bag. 900 01:09:03,960 --> 01:09:05,279 All right, everybody. 901 01:09:05,480 --> 01:09:09,109 On the floor. Face down. On your stomachs. 902 01:09:16,120 --> 01:09:18,793 Please don't shoot me, but I can't lie on my stomach. 903 01:09:19,000 --> 01:09:21,070 Do the best you can. 904 01:09:21,520 --> 01:09:24,239 And nobody move for five minutes. 905 01:09:26,680 --> 01:09:29,956 - I'm really sorry about your ring, lady. - It's all right. 906 01:09:30,160 --> 01:09:31,991 Don't worry about it. 907 01:09:34,080 --> 01:09:35,991 Thank you, Mr Brownell. 908 01:09:37,720 --> 01:09:39,517 Ms Samstat? 909 01:09:40,520 --> 01:09:44,991 - This robbery was not your fault. - This robbery was my fault. 910 01:09:45,200 --> 01:09:47,111 I know. 911 01:09:53,960 --> 01:09:56,713 - I'm Detective O'Brien. - Hello. 912 01:11:07,600 --> 01:11:09,795 I want you to come back. 913 01:11:12,360 --> 01:11:14,476 Is that a new blazer? 914 01:11:15,640 --> 01:11:17,710 You belong at home. 915 01:11:20,920 --> 01:11:22,751 I love you. 916 01:11:40,120 --> 01:11:44,591 I'm not coming home if you're gonna see her any more. 917 01:11:44,800 --> 01:11:47,439 I'm not gonna see her any more. 918 01:11:48,000 --> 01:11:49,433 Ever. 919 01:11:49,640 --> 01:11:51,278 Not even accidentally. 920 01:11:51,480 --> 01:11:56,190 I said I'm not gonna see her any more and I'm not gonna see her any more. 921 01:11:56,440 --> 01:11:59,159 I know this is difficult for you. 922 01:11:59,360 --> 01:12:02,193 But it's difficult for me, too. 923 01:12:07,760 --> 01:12:09,398 All right. 924 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:16,110 I'll come home. 925 01:12:20,000 --> 01:12:21,274 Good. 926 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:26,712 Now you can put the ring back on. 927 01:12:28,920 --> 01:12:31,275 Rachel, for God's sake, put the ring back on. 928 01:12:31,480 --> 01:12:34,153 - I gave it away. - You what? 929 01:12:34,360 --> 01:12:36,316 I gave it away. 930 01:12:37,200 --> 01:12:39,031 You gave the ring away? 931 01:12:39,240 --> 01:12:41,834 Not of my own free will. 932 01:12:43,120 --> 01:12:46,749 - Someone took it away from you. - Yes. 933 01:12:49,240 --> 01:12:52,073 Do you want me to guess who it was? 934 01:12:55,440 --> 01:12:58,000 My group was robbed. 935 01:13:00,760 --> 01:13:03,354 By an outsider or someone in the group? 936 01:13:03,560 --> 01:13:04,834 By an outsider. 937 01:13:05,040 --> 01:13:08,589 And it isn't funny. He held a gun to my head. 938 01:13:08,800 --> 01:13:11,473 Maybe I can get a column out of it. 939 01:13:11,680 --> 01:13:14,148 It happened to me. It's mine. 940 01:13:14,360 --> 01:13:18,069 On top of which, it was really awful. He twisted my arm. 941 01:13:18,280 --> 01:13:21,317 Show Daddy where, huh? 942 01:13:21,520 --> 01:13:23,476 Oh, shut up. 943 01:13:32,280 --> 01:13:35,875 Well, if we get going, we could still catch the 7 o'clock. 944 01:14:59,600 --> 01:15:01,158 I did not take it as a personal... 945 01:15:01,360 --> 01:15:02,634 No, I do think adultery... 946 01:15:02,840 --> 01:15:05,035 Are you saying adultery shouldn't be a cause for divorce? 947 01:15:05,240 --> 01:15:09,028 I'm saying that, in most states, it is not a cause any more for divorce. 948 01:15:10,080 --> 01:15:13,834 Are the good times really over For good? 949 01:15:15,000 --> 01:15:17,468 How to tell if your husband's cheating. What's the first clue? 950 01:15:17,680 --> 01:15:20,478 It may be a slip of paper you found in his wallet. 951 01:15:21,440 --> 01:15:24,910 I used to really hate myself for being suspicious of you and having no proof, 952 01:15:25,120 --> 01:15:26,792 but thank you. 953 01:15:27,000 --> 01:15:29,639 Thank you very much for giving me proof. 954 01:15:31,760 --> 01:15:34,797 Alone in the still unfinished house in Washington, 955 01:15:35,000 --> 01:15:37,389 Rachel has turned on the television set. 956 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:41,878 And as she switches channels, everything she sees 957 01:15:42,080 --> 01:15:47,234 seems to be an echo of her own dilemma. 958 01:15:49,960 --> 01:15:51,279 Are you behaving yourself? 959 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:56,477 Yeah. Juanita, can you please...? 960 01:15:56,680 --> 01:15:59,114 I'm on the phone here. 961 01:15:59,640 --> 01:16:04,236 Yes, I baked bread and I hung curtains and... 962 01:16:04,440 --> 01:16:08,069 - What do they look like? - Fine. They look fine. 963 01:16:09,160 --> 01:16:11,993 If you're drunk and one leg is six inches shorter than the other, 964 01:16:12,200 --> 01:16:14,111 they look even. 965 01:16:14,320 --> 01:16:16,072 What else? 966 01:16:18,000 --> 01:16:22,596 I made chicken stuffed with lemon and Mark said, "This is delicious." 967 01:16:27,440 --> 01:16:30,637 I made linguine with clam sauce 968 01:16:30,840 --> 01:16:33,479 and Mark said, "It's the best I've ever eaten." 969 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:44,397 Oh, and I made pork chops with mustard and cream 970 01:16:44,600 --> 01:16:49,390 and Mark said, "I never want my pork chops cooked any other way." 971 01:16:57,840 --> 01:17:00,070 I'm being very good. 972 01:17:00,440 --> 01:17:01,953 I'm proud of you. 973 01:17:02,160 --> 01:17:03,752 Thank you. 974 01:17:07,880 --> 01:17:11,156 - I hate this. - I know, sweetie. 975 01:17:12,080 --> 01:17:14,640 - And I wish he were dead. - I know. 976 01:17:14,840 --> 01:17:18,992 When Arthur was having his little affair, every time he got on a plane 977 01:17:19,200 --> 01:17:22,078 I would imagine the plane crash, 978 01:17:22,280 --> 01:17:24,157 the funeral, 979 01:17:24,360 --> 01:17:27,033 what I would wear at the funeral, 980 01:17:27,240 --> 01:17:29,435 flirting at the funeral, 981 01:17:29,640 --> 01:17:32,200 how soon I could start dating after the funeral. 982 01:17:32,920 --> 01:17:34,592 I know. 983 01:17:37,320 --> 01:17:43,031 We go into the warehouse, this huge warehouse, as big as a football field, 984 01:17:43,240 --> 01:17:48,189 and hundreds of neat brown packing cases 985 01:17:48,400 --> 01:17:52,757 and gigantic crates all nailed perfectly together. 986 01:17:52,960 --> 01:17:56,077 And in the middle of all this is this huge mess 987 01:17:56,280 --> 01:18:00,478 of exploded excelsior and broken crockery. 988 01:18:00,680 --> 01:18:03,672 The only unbroken plate that arrived. 989 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:07,236 - We had a fight over who bought it. - And we won. 990 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:10,193 You promised you'd let us borrow it every once in a while 991 01:18:10,400 --> 01:18:12,436 - and have you? - Take it home with you tonight. 992 01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,312 I insist. 993 01:18:20,800 --> 01:18:23,268 That was really fun, wasn't it? 994 01:18:44,440 --> 01:18:46,237 - Thank you. - Thank you to you. 995 01:18:46,440 --> 01:18:47,759 - Good night. - Good night. 996 01:18:47,960 --> 01:18:50,076 - We see you Monday. - Have a nice weekend. 997 01:18:50,280 --> 01:18:51,952 You too. 998 01:18:57,880 --> 01:18:59,996 Can I get you anything? 999 01:19:00,760 --> 01:19:02,034 No. 1000 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,032 "Yeah, that really was fun, Rachel. 1001 01:19:09,960 --> 01:19:12,713 "It was like old times. It reminded me of how much fun we used to have. 1002 01:19:12,920 --> 01:19:15,718 "How much fun we could still have. Honey, I love you so much. 1003 01:19:15,920 --> 01:19:17,672 "I don't know what got into me. 1004 01:19:17,880 --> 01:19:19,916 "I know how hard this must be for you. 1005 01:19:20,120 --> 01:19:22,953 "I know how awful and cold and distant and preoccupied 1006 01:19:23,160 --> 01:19:25,720 "and self-involved I must seem, but please forgive me. 1007 01:19:25,920 --> 01:19:29,913 "Can you ever forgive me?" For instance! For fucking instance! 1008 01:19:30,560 --> 01:19:31,913 Listen to me. 1009 01:19:32,120 --> 01:19:33,838 Listen to me. 1010 01:19:34,520 --> 01:19:36,875 You have to give this time. 1011 01:19:37,080 --> 01:19:39,071 You have to have patience. 1012 01:19:39,280 --> 01:19:41,555 You can't take its temperature every five minutes 1013 01:19:41,760 --> 01:19:44,274 to see if the fever's gone down. 1014 01:19:44,880 --> 01:19:47,440 It's the only way we can do it. 1015 01:19:47,640 --> 01:19:51,519 It's the only way we will ever get through it. 1016 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:54,478 Hey. 1017 01:19:55,240 --> 01:19:57,800 Petunia, hey, come on. 1018 01:19:59,560 --> 01:20:01,312 Come on. 1019 01:20:13,400 --> 01:20:15,231 - Hi. - Hello. 1020 01:20:15,440 --> 01:20:16,714 How are you? 1021 01:20:16,920 --> 01:20:19,150 Good. Can I have a pound of your ground beef? 1022 01:20:19,360 --> 01:20:21,749 Rachel? Rachel, I was just gonna call you. 1023 01:20:21,960 --> 01:20:25,396 And can you put in some veal and some pork with it? 1024 01:20:26,400 --> 01:20:30,313 I found out who Thelma Rice is having the affair with. 1025 01:20:30,520 --> 01:20:34,399 And can I have a pound of your sausage too, please? 1026 01:20:34,600 --> 01:20:37,990 - Who? - You're not going to like it. 1027 01:20:38,200 --> 01:20:40,395 - Who is it? - Arthur. 1028 01:20:40,920 --> 01:20:42,239 Arthur Siegel? 1029 01:20:42,440 --> 01:20:44,510 They were seen having drinks at the Washington Hilton. 1030 01:20:44,720 --> 01:20:46,438 Nobody has drinks at the Washington Hilton 1031 01:20:46,640 --> 01:20:49,074 unless something secret's going on. 1032 01:20:49,760 --> 01:20:52,228 Arthur is not having an affair with Thelma Rice. 1033 01:20:52,440 --> 01:20:55,716 - How do you know this? - I just know. 1034 01:21:00,760 --> 01:21:03,069 - Tell me. - OK. Promise you won't tell anyone. 1035 01:21:03,280 --> 01:21:05,077 I promise. 1036 01:21:06,120 --> 01:21:10,352 I saw Thelma at the gynaecologist's. She has a horrible infection. 1037 01:21:10,560 --> 01:21:12,551 You don't want to know about it. 1038 01:21:12,760 --> 01:21:15,069 What? Oh, God! 1039 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:18,272 She made me promise not to tell anybody. 1040 01:21:18,520 --> 01:21:22,559 She almost didn't have to, because it was so disgusting, I almost couldn't. 1041 01:21:24,280 --> 01:21:28,034 I'm telling you because I want you to know it's not true about her and Arthur. 1042 01:21:28,240 --> 01:21:31,118 Well, then why was she having a drink with him? 1043 01:21:31,320 --> 01:21:34,232 She probably wanted some legal advice. 1044 01:21:35,280 --> 01:21:38,750 You know, because she got the infection in a restaurant. 1045 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:42,555 - A Vietnamese restaurant. - Not the one on K Street? 1046 01:21:42,760 --> 01:21:46,070 Somewhere in Virginia, and she wants to sue them. 1047 01:21:47,960 --> 01:21:51,191 Did she get it from the toilet seat or from something she ate? 1048 01:21:51,400 --> 01:21:53,277 From the toilet seat, I guess. 1049 01:21:53,480 --> 01:21:55,038 Although I'm not sure. 1050 01:21:55,240 --> 01:21:58,676 - Maybe from the spring rolls. - Oh, God. 1051 01:21:59,320 --> 01:22:00,719 Poor Thelma. 1052 01:22:00,920 --> 01:22:04,435 - I feel so sorry for her. - Don't feel too sorry for her. 1053 01:22:04,640 --> 01:22:06,198 It's curable. 1054 01:22:06,400 --> 01:22:08,118 Eventually. 1055 01:22:10,480 --> 01:22:12,710 Yeah, I think I should have a party for her. 1056 01:22:12,920 --> 01:22:14,319 - What? - For Thelma. 1057 01:22:14,520 --> 01:22:17,353 And the three of us should have lunch Wednesday to plan it. 1058 01:22:17,560 --> 01:22:20,836 Wednesday I have to be in New York at the magazine. 1059 01:22:21,040 --> 01:22:22,792 OK. Thelma and I 1060 01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:25,036 will have lunch Wednesday. We'll plan the party. 1061 01:22:25,240 --> 01:22:27,800 It'll take Thelma's mind off her infection. 1062 01:22:28,000 --> 01:22:29,797 You could start thinking about the menu. 1063 01:22:30,000 --> 01:22:31,274 Take your mind off your pregnancy. 1064 01:22:31,480 --> 01:22:34,233 - My mind isn't on my pregnancy. - Start thinking about the menu. 1065 01:22:34,440 --> 01:22:36,908 - I want my lollipop! - I'll get it. 1066 01:22:38,760 --> 01:22:40,637 Thanks very much. Have a nice day. 1067 01:22:40,840 --> 01:22:42,637 Oh, you know I will. 1068 01:22:42,840 --> 01:22:44,558 That's it, then. 1069 01:22:44,760 --> 01:22:47,558 - We can have this when? - Monday. 1070 01:22:47,920 --> 01:22:50,798 I don't see how you can feel that way about raisins. 1071 01:22:51,000 --> 01:22:54,959 - Rice pudding is a very personal thing. - Well, let's go with the illustrations. 1072 01:22:59,360 --> 01:23:01,635 How will you be able to handle this from Washington? 1073 01:23:01,840 --> 01:23:05,992 I don't have to be here every day to run a rice pudding competition. 1074 01:23:08,600 --> 01:23:12,115 - I'm fine. Really. - You look terrible. 1075 01:23:12,320 --> 01:23:14,993 Well, I always look terrible when I'm this pregnant. 1076 01:23:15,200 --> 01:23:16,872 No, you don't. 1077 01:23:22,920 --> 01:23:24,239 Can I touch it? 1078 01:23:27,640 --> 01:23:29,198 Yes. 1079 01:23:36,640 --> 01:23:39,279 Feels like a basketball, doesn't it? 1080 01:23:40,960 --> 01:23:43,076 - Did you feel that? - God! 1081 01:23:43,280 --> 01:23:45,840 Jesus. What does that...? What's that feel like? 1082 01:23:46,040 --> 01:23:50,795 It's sort of like I'm a drum and I'm being played from the inside. 1083 01:23:51,000 --> 01:23:52,956 It doesn't hurt or anything. 1084 01:24:00,280 --> 01:24:02,032 Fare, please. 1085 01:24:13,440 --> 01:24:15,112 Thank you. 1086 01:24:36,760 --> 01:24:39,911 Dear Ms Samstat, I am sending this to Washington, 1087 01:24:40,120 --> 01:24:43,351 as I understand from your therapist that you are living there again. 1088 01:24:43,560 --> 01:24:45,755 We caught the perpetrator and he confessed. 1089 01:24:45,960 --> 01:24:48,713 So it will not be necessary for you to appear in court. 1090 01:24:48,920 --> 01:24:51,480 Sincerely yours, Andrew O'Brien. 1091 01:24:53,240 --> 01:24:54,958 The diamond's loose. 1092 01:24:58,720 --> 01:25:00,950 Thelma came over here yesterday. 1093 01:25:01,160 --> 01:25:03,310 She's very angry at you and so am I. 1094 01:25:03,520 --> 01:25:07,274 She had lunch with Betty, and Betty told her that you said she had herpes. 1095 01:25:09,240 --> 01:25:11,754 I never said herpes. 1096 01:25:13,720 --> 01:25:17,998 Come here, you little mousey-pie. Yes. 1097 01:25:21,360 --> 01:25:23,669 You must've said something to her. 1098 01:25:24,520 --> 01:25:26,954 I said she had an infection. 1099 01:25:27,160 --> 01:25:29,276 Mommy brought you a lolly. 1100 01:25:29,480 --> 01:25:31,277 An orange lollipop. 1101 01:25:31,680 --> 01:25:34,114 I'm sorry. Really, I am. 1102 01:25:34,320 --> 01:25:36,276 Well, Thelma's furious at you. 1103 01:25:36,960 --> 01:25:40,794 Thelma's furious at me? That's really rich. Listen, you bastard. 1104 01:25:41,000 --> 01:25:43,116 You tell Thelma she comes here one more time, 1105 01:25:43,320 --> 01:25:45,914 I'll tell Betty she has the clap! 1106 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:49,598 - Bullshit. - I'll get it into a gossip column too. 1107 01:25:49,800 --> 01:25:53,315 "What hopelessly tall Washington hostess has a social disease? 1108 01:25:53,520 --> 01:25:55,954 "And we don't mean her usual climbing!" 1109 01:26:00,840 --> 01:26:04,719 Mrs Forman, Annie's lunch is ready. 1110 01:26:04,920 --> 01:26:06,717 - Oh, Juanita. - I want bottle now. 1111 01:26:06,920 --> 01:26:08,717 - Milk bottle now? - Yeah. 1112 01:26:08,920 --> 01:26:10,433 - Wanna play spider? - Yeah. 1113 01:26:10,640 --> 01:26:16,078 The itsy-bitsy spider Went up the waterspout 1114 01:26:16,280 --> 01:26:17,759 Down the rain 1115 01:26:17,960 --> 01:26:21,191 And washed the spider out 1116 01:26:21,400 --> 01:26:24,551 Up came the sun 1117 01:26:24,760 --> 01:26:27,274 - And dried up all the rain - What's that? 1118 01:26:27,480 --> 01:26:29,550 Mommy's glasses. 1119 01:26:30,160 --> 01:26:33,118 Thank you, sweet pea. 1120 01:26:34,360 --> 01:26:36,351 Let's go eat lunch. 1121 01:26:41,920 --> 01:26:44,480 The itsy-bitsy spider 1122 01:26:44,680 --> 01:26:46,398 Want some corn? 1123 01:26:47,160 --> 01:26:48,798 My corn. 1124 01:26:49,000 --> 01:26:51,389 Here you go. Come here. 1125 01:26:51,720 --> 01:26:53,836 Let me get you in. 1126 01:26:55,280 --> 01:26:56,554 Hot? 1127 01:26:56,760 --> 01:26:58,591 No, it's not hot. 1128 01:27:01,720 --> 01:27:05,918 Oh, Mrs Forman, I feel so bad for you. 1129 01:27:10,240 --> 01:27:12,276 She come here yesterday. 1130 01:27:12,480 --> 01:27:16,109 - I know that lady. She's no good. - I know. 1131 01:27:16,320 --> 01:27:20,916 I know. I worked for her ten years ago. 1132 01:27:21,120 --> 01:27:22,519 What's wrong with her? 1133 01:27:23,200 --> 01:27:25,350 She's very messy. 1134 01:27:29,720 --> 01:27:33,190 Juanita, would you please ask Mark to come down for a second? 1135 01:27:35,000 --> 01:27:37,958 - It's important. - Yes, Mrs Forman. 1136 01:27:43,000 --> 01:27:44,718 Love it? 1137 01:27:46,160 --> 01:27:47,673 Yes? 1138 01:27:48,000 --> 01:27:49,911 - Kitty-cat? - Yeah. 1139 01:27:50,120 --> 01:27:52,076 Kitty-cat. 1140 01:27:57,000 --> 01:27:58,592 What the hell is it now? 1141 01:28:00,320 --> 01:28:01,912 My water broke. 1142 01:28:08,360 --> 01:28:11,716 Dr Appel is waiting for us on the second floor. 1143 01:28:16,360 --> 01:28:18,157 Hold still now. 1144 01:28:19,920 --> 01:28:22,070 Can you feel this, Rachel? 1145 01:28:22,360 --> 01:28:23,634 No. 1146 01:28:24,760 --> 01:28:26,557 I'm cutting now. 1147 01:28:31,360 --> 01:28:33,749 Tell me about when Annie was born. 1148 01:28:38,680 --> 01:28:41,478 Start when the doctor says, "There's something wrong." 1149 01:28:44,760 --> 01:28:48,070 The doctor took me aside in the labour room 1150 01:28:48,280 --> 01:28:50,589 and said there was something wrong. 1151 01:28:52,040 --> 01:28:54,349 They were losing the heartbeat. 1152 01:28:54,560 --> 01:28:57,632 Maybe the umbilical cord was around her neck. 1153 01:28:59,120 --> 01:29:01,315 And then we went over to you 1154 01:29:01,520 --> 01:29:05,195 and he told you that the baby was in distress. 1155 01:29:05,400 --> 01:29:07,436 And you said, 1156 01:29:07,640 --> 01:29:10,393 "Is our baby going to die?" 1157 01:29:10,600 --> 01:29:14,798 And he said, "We're gonna do an emergency Caesarean." 1158 01:29:16,560 --> 01:29:19,711 And we took you into the delivery room. 1159 01:29:22,840 --> 01:29:24,956 You were very brave. 1160 01:29:25,160 --> 01:29:27,674 I was terrified. 1161 01:29:31,160 --> 01:29:33,196 Then I went out in the waiting room. 1162 01:29:35,160 --> 01:29:40,075 And there was a man sitting across from me, eating a sausage pizza. 1163 01:29:42,560 --> 01:29:48,476 In a few minutes, the doctor came and took me in the delivery room. 1164 01:29:48,680 --> 01:29:50,557 There was Annie. 1165 01:29:51,120 --> 01:29:54,271 Making funny noises. 1166 01:29:54,840 --> 01:29:57,149 Like a little, tiny dove. 1167 01:29:59,320 --> 01:30:01,880 And they put her in my arms. 1168 01:30:04,760 --> 01:30:07,320 And you woke up and said, 1169 01:30:07,520 --> 01:30:09,988 "Is that our baby?" 1170 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:16,116 That was a great day. 1171 01:30:25,720 --> 01:30:27,676 Baby's fine. 1172 01:30:51,560 --> 01:30:52,913 Hi. 1173 01:30:53,120 --> 01:30:56,032 - Oh, more flowers. - Yeah. 1174 01:30:57,240 --> 01:30:59,231 Wait'll you see the cards. 1175 01:31:00,000 --> 01:31:03,276 I made you my rice pudding with an enormous number of raisins. 1176 01:31:03,480 --> 01:31:07,268 - Oh, I love rice pudding. - I know. 1177 01:31:08,800 --> 01:31:12,156 Oh, hello. 1178 01:31:13,880 --> 01:31:15,598 Juanita. 1179 01:31:15,800 --> 01:31:17,392 Thanks for coming. 1180 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:20,398 I brought some paella. 1181 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:22,113 Look. 1182 01:31:22,320 --> 01:31:25,153 - More rice. - Oh, Mrs Forman. 1183 01:31:25,360 --> 01:31:27,555 The baby's so beautiful! 1184 01:31:27,760 --> 01:31:30,320 Isn't she? I know. She's... 1185 01:31:38,720 --> 01:31:40,995 Did you...? Did you see the baby? 1186 01:31:41,200 --> 01:31:43,760 Oh, yes. She's beautiful. 1187 01:31:43,960 --> 01:31:47,748 - She looks just like Rachel. - Do you think so? I don't see it. 1188 01:31:49,080 --> 01:31:50,354 What's that? 1189 01:31:51,640 --> 01:31:54,791 Rice pudding. She loves rice pudding. 1190 01:31:56,640 --> 01:31:58,198 I know. 1191 01:32:01,720 --> 01:32:03,995 - So, are you still being good? - Yes. 1192 01:32:04,440 --> 01:32:05,714 Really. 1193 01:32:05,920 --> 01:32:08,753 I do not ask, "How are you? How are we?" 1194 01:32:08,960 --> 01:32:11,428 - "Do you still love her?" - "Do you still love me?" 1195 01:32:11,640 --> 01:32:13,870 - "Is it over?" - "Is it ever going to be over?" 1196 01:32:14,080 --> 01:32:16,310 "What did you give her for her birthday?" 1197 01:32:17,480 --> 01:32:19,232 Oh, was it Thelma's birthday? 1198 01:32:20,080 --> 01:32:21,513 Yeah. 1199 01:32:21,720 --> 01:32:23,756 Happy birthday. 1200 01:32:24,440 --> 01:32:26,954 - You going to Betty's? - Yeah. What are you bringing? 1201 01:32:27,160 --> 01:32:29,913 - Coleslaw. How about you? - Making Key lime pie. 1202 01:32:32,120 --> 01:32:33,633 OK. 1203 01:32:34,240 --> 01:32:35,912 Throw them in the back. 1204 01:32:36,360 --> 01:32:37,998 Go ahead. 1205 01:32:45,960 --> 01:32:47,916 I just have to tighten the setting a little. 1206 01:32:48,360 --> 01:32:51,591 - It'll just take me a couple of minutes. - That's great. 1207 01:32:55,120 --> 01:32:56,599 Here's your candy, kid. 1208 01:32:56,800 --> 01:32:59,758 - You always loved this ring. - I know. 1209 01:33:00,360 --> 01:33:03,158 So, how did you like the necklace? 1210 01:33:03,680 --> 01:33:05,432 The necklace? 1211 01:33:08,000 --> 01:33:10,958 - I'm thinking of another customer. - No, you're not. 1212 01:33:11,160 --> 01:33:15,438 I thought Mark had bought a birthday present when I was in the hospital. 1213 01:33:17,000 --> 01:33:18,513 He shouldn't have done that. 1214 01:33:18,720 --> 01:33:20,233 I shouldn't have said anything. 1215 01:33:20,440 --> 01:33:24,115 Oh, no, it's OK, Leo. At least I now know what to be prepared for. 1216 01:33:24,320 --> 01:33:26,629 Nothing worse than opening a box with a necklace 1217 01:33:26,840 --> 01:33:28,478 when you're not in the mood for one. 1218 01:33:28,680 --> 01:33:31,274 When have you ever not been in the mood for a necklace? 1219 01:33:31,480 --> 01:33:34,552 I can think of circumstances where I might not be. 1220 01:33:34,760 --> 01:33:36,034 Really. 1221 01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:37,832 All done. 1222 01:33:38,160 --> 01:33:40,355 - How much? - No charge. 1223 01:33:42,720 --> 01:33:44,870 How much would you give me for the ring? 1224 01:33:45,800 --> 01:33:47,711 You don't really want to sell it? 1225 01:33:47,920 --> 01:33:51,151 I really want to sell it. Do you really want to buy it? 1226 01:33:52,400 --> 01:33:54,834 I always told you I'd buy this ring from you. 1227 01:33:55,040 --> 01:34:00,068 Well, I love the ring, Leo, but it just... It doesn't go with my life now. 1228 01:34:00,280 --> 01:34:04,717 It wouldn't have been stolen in the first place if I didn't wear it on the subway. 1229 01:34:04,920 --> 01:34:07,480 If you have a ring you can't wear on the subway, 1230 01:34:07,680 --> 01:34:10,319 you pretty much have to take cabs all the time. 1231 01:34:10,520 --> 01:34:15,071 And then, before you know it, we're broker than we already are. 1232 01:34:15,280 --> 01:34:16,872 Mark. He's such a romantic. 1233 01:34:17,080 --> 01:34:20,709 He must have spent every penny of his savings on that necklace. 1234 01:34:21,240 --> 01:34:22,593 For the down payment. 1235 01:34:24,600 --> 01:34:26,670 For the down payment. 1236 01:34:28,120 --> 01:34:31,237 - It's a beautiful necklace. - How much for the ring? 1237 01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:34,358 I asked for a list of her friends and she gave me 50 names. 1238 01:35:34,560 --> 01:35:37,028 I wasn't planning on something big, but what could I do? 1239 01:35:37,240 --> 01:35:40,437 - You're having a party for Thelma? - And Jonathan. Next Saturday. 1240 01:35:40,640 --> 01:35:42,631 - You're all invited. - We're on the list? 1241 01:35:42,840 --> 01:35:45,308 Of course. Thelma knows you're my best friends. 1242 01:35:45,520 --> 01:35:48,751 You know what's going on with her. Medical problems, legal problems, 1243 01:35:48,960 --> 01:35:51,030 rumours their marriage is falling apart. 1244 01:35:51,240 --> 01:35:54,835 You stand by people at a time like this. I don't want them to be pariahs. 1245 01:35:55,040 --> 01:35:57,508 The minute anyone hears your marriage is in trouble, 1246 01:35:57,720 --> 01:36:00,712 - you may as well have leprosy. - Who doesn't want their green stuff? 1247 01:36:00,920 --> 01:36:02,638 - Oh, here. - Slide it down. 1248 01:36:04,440 --> 01:36:07,637 Now, David and Harriet Kaiser. 1249 01:36:07,840 --> 01:36:10,832 - I don't even know them. - You don't have to know them. Split. 1250 01:36:11,040 --> 01:36:12,393 No, I just saw them together. 1251 01:36:12,600 --> 01:36:14,113 Why do people always say that? 1252 01:36:14,320 --> 01:36:17,471 You tell them someone split and they say, "We saw them together." 1253 01:36:17,680 --> 01:36:21,195 You tell them someone just died and they say, "We just saw him alive." 1254 01:36:21,400 --> 01:36:25,154 - I hate Harriet Kaiser. - She wasn't so bad. 1255 01:36:25,360 --> 01:36:27,316 - Never said anything. - Have I met her? 1256 01:36:27,520 --> 01:36:30,512 - I did... I did think she was a dyke. - Oh, Dmitri! 1257 01:36:30,720 --> 01:36:33,029 How could...? Why didn't you tell me? 1258 01:36:33,240 --> 01:36:36,118 I told you. And you said, "Don't be ridiculous." So... 1259 01:36:36,320 --> 01:36:38,959 - Goddamn it! - Why are you mad at Dmitri? 1260 01:36:39,160 --> 01:36:41,230 - Yeah. - Because she is a dyke. 1261 01:36:42,120 --> 01:36:44,111 I caught you! You see? 1262 01:36:44,320 --> 01:36:47,596 - She left him for his secretary. - Holy shit. 1263 01:36:47,800 --> 01:36:51,076 He lost a wife and a secretary at the same time! 1264 01:36:53,160 --> 01:36:56,835 Well, I can't get over it. I can't stop thinking about it. 1265 01:36:57,040 --> 01:36:59,679 How could you be together that long...? How long was it? 1266 01:36:59,880 --> 01:37:02,314 At least as long as Rachel and Mark, right? 1267 01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:05,159 How could you be with someone that long, live with them, 1268 01:37:05,360 --> 01:37:07,920 love them enough to want to marry them, and not know? 1269 01:37:08,120 --> 01:37:11,192 - Oh, he must've known. I knew. - Well, he says he didn't know. 1270 01:37:11,400 --> 01:37:12,753 - Come on. - How could he not? 1271 01:37:12,960 --> 01:37:15,554 How could you be together that long and not know that? 1272 01:37:15,760 --> 01:37:18,797 - Maybe it wasn't true when they met. - Of course it was true. 1273 01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:21,992 Oh, you don't just start sleeping with women, bang, like that. 1274 01:37:22,200 --> 01:37:26,512 Oh, sure you do. It's like getting allergic to strawberries, right? 1275 01:37:26,720 --> 01:37:31,430 You eat strawberries all your life and then one day, bang, and you get hives. 1276 01:37:32,440 --> 01:37:36,479 No, I do not believe people change that much. And don't tell me they do. 1277 01:37:36,680 --> 01:37:39,035 Don't give me that New York psychological bullshit 1278 01:37:39,240 --> 01:37:42,312 about how people are capable of change. They are not. 1279 01:37:42,520 --> 01:37:44,238 Which brings me back to my question. 1280 01:37:44,440 --> 01:37:46,317 How is it possible to live with someone 1281 01:37:46,520 --> 01:37:49,080 and not know something so fundamental? 1282 01:37:49,280 --> 01:37:51,316 It's possible. 1283 01:37:52,160 --> 01:37:56,073 It is possible to... It is possible... 1284 01:37:56,960 --> 01:37:59,030 ...well, to love someone so much, 1285 01:37:59,240 --> 01:38:03,074 or to think that you want to love them so much 1286 01:38:03,280 --> 01:38:05,748 that you just don't even see anything. 1287 01:38:07,240 --> 01:38:08,912 You decide to love him. 1288 01:38:09,120 --> 01:38:11,759 And you decide to trust him and you're in the marriage. 1289 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:13,632 And you're in the... 1290 01:38:13,840 --> 01:38:16,559 You're in the day-to-dayness of the marriage and... 1291 01:38:17,000 --> 01:38:21,232 You sort of notice that things are not the way they were, but it's... 1292 01:38:22,480 --> 01:38:24,710 It's a... 1293 01:38:25,040 --> 01:38:26,758 A distant bell. 1294 01:38:26,960 --> 01:38:29,758 And then when things do turn out to have been wrong, 1295 01:38:29,960 --> 01:38:33,669 it's not that you knew all along, it's just that you were... 1296 01:38:34,520 --> 01:38:36,238 ...somewhere else. 1297 01:38:37,840 --> 01:38:40,354 - You'd have to be living in a dream. - Yes. 1298 01:38:40,560 --> 01:38:43,120 Yes. So... 1299 01:38:43,640 --> 01:38:45,835 And then the dream dies. 1300 01:38:48,600 --> 01:38:52,434 And the dream breaks into a million tiny, little pieces, 1301 01:38:52,640 --> 01:38:55,916 which gives you a choice. You can stick with it, which is unbearable, 1302 01:38:56,120 --> 01:38:59,032 or you can just go off and dream another dream. 1303 01:39:06,040 --> 01:39:08,395 Can I have the car keys, please? 1304 01:39:14,000 --> 01:39:19,597 By the way, I won't be able to come to the party for Thelma. 1305 01:39:31,760 --> 01:39:33,432 Oh, shit. 1306 01:40:02,000 --> 01:40:03,558 Go bye-bye. 1307 01:40:04,200 --> 01:40:05,474 Bye-bye. 1308 01:40:39,120 --> 01:40:45,116 Itsy-bitsy spider Went up the waterspout 1309 01:40:45,320 --> 01:40:50,633 Down came the rain And washed the spider out 1310 01:40:50,840 --> 01:40:54,150 And up came the sun 1311 01:40:54,360 --> 01:40:57,796 And dried up all the rain 1312 01:40:58,360 --> 01:41:02,797 And the itsy-bitsy spider 1313 01:41:03,000 --> 01:41:08,074 Went up the spout again 1314 01:41:10,080 --> 01:41:11,399 - Again? - Yeah. 1315 01:41:13,000 --> 01:41:16,231 Itsy-bitsy spider 1316 01:41:16,440 --> 01:41:19,193 Went up the waterspout 1317 01:41:19,400 --> 01:41:22,233 Come the rain 1318 01:44:40,800 --> 01:44:42,756 Subtitles by Jane Luchford 1319 01:44:54,120 --> 01:44:54,791 ENGLISH 1320 01:44:55,791 --> 01:45:05,791 Downloaded From www.AllSubs.org